Jackmate

Did you, you knew that?

For the audio listeners, he just windmilled his penis.

Not literally.

So what was that like being on the plane next to Steve?

See, that's interesting, that.

Like you said, he's an incredible darts player, and maybe it's... Well, no, I was going to say maybe it's because he's Dutch, but I don't know many of my mates who love darts that go, Noppet's playing, we've got to watch it.

And I know that sounds bad, that's just the truth, whereas if you're playing, MBG's playing, obviously both the Luke's playing, you want to watch it.

Yeah.

A lot of casuals are going as well, aren't they?

No, this... What, the Premier League?

What are you on about?

He knows something we don't know.

This episode here, we're doing now, this is going out on the final, I think.

On the final.

Okay.

So the Premier League's going on tonight.

If I say Van Gaal, he'll knock me out of the top four.

Well, we spoke about your walk on there.

You've got the iconic Mr. Brightside.

You say people come up to you and call you Mr. Brightside.