Jake Brennan
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And there's the dudes from ZZ Top.
Oh no, are their beards going to want to fight Rick Rubin's beard?
You hope not.
Your mind, it turns away from them.
It turns to your date, your lost date.
You lost your date, Fiona Apple, long ago in the night.
It's too bad.
You really liked her.
But now you have another date.
And she's sitting at the table with you and Rick Rubin and Billy Corgan.
She's next to you.
And your jacket is on her lap.
Your hands are down her pants under the table.
She's famous too.
She's also married.
She's a porn star.
Jenna Jameson.
You just met her.
And you're pissed off that she isn't Tracy Lord's.
The Beautiful People, your smash single from the excellently produced, performed, and presented album Antichrist Superstar, comes on loud over the speakers.