Jake Cornell

Like we can leave it up.

But I couldn't do that because I was like, y'all sent 300 bucks to me here.

And I was literally... Also, if you're a straight person and a gay person and a straight person are making fun of you, we've chosen that straight person.

You don't get to say it.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

Straight people and white people and especially straight white people are obsessed with doing like a sick comeback by stating a basic fact.

And it's like, we all knew that.

100 you're a 1000 100 100 and the other thing is it's like we are not coming like this is what straight people don't understand with that argument is like they're like wow you said like gay people talking about straight people is so fucked up and it's like okay so you're coming to gay people and talking about how they're bad for being gay right we're coming to straight people and talking about how you're bad for everything the fuck else you do

I actually think your sex is fine.

I have no issue with you guys having sex with each other.

It seems like you actually guys have a problem with that a lot of the time.

It actually seems like you guys have huge problems with that specifically.

You have a bigger problem with your sexuality than gay people do.

And let's be really clear about that.

Do you know what I mean?

It actually seems like that's your number one struggle.

If you need proof that straight people are boring, go to a straight wedding and see how every straight person is walking up to that event like they're about to have the biggest fucking night of their lives.

Yeah.

They're like, we're going to never forget this night.