Jake Cornell

like I realized what like the thesis of the show was you're like bailing mid set like but it was like I was like don't bail on yourself but like it was like this conversation between me and myself where it was like

no, you're not bailing on yourself.

This sucks.

Like it was like, it was like, it was like, there was like, it was, it was like almost like I hadn't like said enough of it out loud when I was writing it.

And as I was saying it, I was like, that doesn't make sense.

Like it wasn't like, it was like hitting, but not in the right way.

And I was like, I can't land this plane because I didn't build a plane.

It's over.

And so I just pivoted to kind of just doing like looser standup for the whole thing and got off stage.

And afterwards I, and like the show wasn't that bad, but I felt the need to apologize to every person I knew in the audience after.

And my friend was like, stop doing that.

People just want, people were kind of laughing.

Like you weren't that bad.

And they were like, I'm so sorry about that.

Like, it was like, you would thought I had like, you would have thought that I had like talked about their mom specifically and said nothing nice.

Like it was like, and they were like, stop doing that.

please please please guys please guys that's my friend oh my yo i fucking hate when you're talking shit about yourself and someone's like don't talk about my friend that way i'm like don't talk to your friend that way shut up don't talk to your friend that way let me be mean to myself

No, Capricorn Rising, though.

It's that.

It's that.