Jake Cornell

It is literally moving at the pace of swiping.

it's and you have music playing at the same time oh my god oh my god it's so bad in front of a tv that's playing it's literally it is literally like what is it gonna look like when i'm 40 not good it's not looking great no it's not good i'm gonna need like the the chair to vibrate and like the house to be on fire just to be like i feel something it's so crazy dude even with the pit with that spoiler with that dr langdon thing on the pills when that the mean

like what's it what are they called the resident the the girl that was like santos right when she was ratting him out i was like why is everyone believing this bitch like i was like hey fuck that girl i was so i was so she won me over by the end of the season but i was so anti-santos at that time i literally like and everyone in the room turned on me because we started watching it like with a friend group i was like if he's gonna be in a doctor on a couple pills let him do it and

Everyone was like, what the fuck?

He's doing active surgery on Benzo's.

Did he fuck up?

No!

I was like, I literally was like, he only got caught because she's nosy.

No.

Oh, I was, I was, and you know a show's good when it has me in the paint for a straight white man fighting.

I'm literally going against a queer woman of color being like, she's annoying and she's trying too hard.

No, literally.

For real.

Literally.

I was like, yeah.

And then I became that person that was annoying at parties where it's like you could see like someone would bring it up and then I'd sort of come back to you like an hour and a half later and they're in a corner being like, I want to talk to someone else.

And I'd just been talking about The Pit for so long.

Are you guys talking about The Pit?

I remember when it ended, I said, I can't believe the pit is over.

And my roommate went, I can't wait for you to be normal about it.