Jake Shane
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
He's hot, so you gotta look past it.
I'm just asking about it.
If he's hot, look past it.
Yeah, sue him for an inside joke.
You know, like, I have inside jokes around my house.
That's not an inside joke, but it makes sense to us.
People used to never say that.
No, it was all of our faults.
It was a pig's eye.
But then the go-to girls came and saved the day.
Okay, so you have to look past the Guy Fieri thing.
We need to stay on course here.
I'm like sweating, my palms, my face.
Is anyone else sweating?
Okay, cool.
My roommate constantly breaks my shit when she's drunk and owes me like $200 worth of stuff that she destroyed.
She makes me feel like she's the victim whenever she does this the morning after saying things like it's hereditary.
I'll pay you back for it soon, etc.
What do I say?
Say, bitch, it's not hereditary.