Jake Storielli

We see you, Jack Cags.

Yes, dude, I'm making up Jack Caglione's stock.

I still want him to pitch.

I'm trying to start a seed round for him to pitch.

No idea how that works.

I don't know what a seed round is.

I just said it like I do.

That being said, like a lot of Royals series this year, and like some Texas series recently...

The Rangers win the series.

Like I said, they're at 500, which in the AL is huge during their 9-3 stretch.

My Rangers, I'm knocking on wood.

It's starting to look like the product I thought they should have had the past couple years.

Something about the step on third throw to first.

There's just no hope.

It's, it's just over a scary moment in this one.

Uh, Brandon Nimmo hits a line drive off Seth Lugo's dome.

Uh,

tough Louisiana guy Lugo was kind of kind of wanted to stay out there with blood dripping from his head um and then it's kind of a nice moment uh because you know those two used to be teammates so they actually they actually cared about each other in those moments which is something soft boy Jake still fights for in this sport um because oh my gosh there's no reason to be proud in that moment and I think Lugo had a a great quote that was like hey dude next time just hit a homer if you're gonna hit it that hard

Starts with a P. Oh, yeah.

Wow.