Jake Storielli

If I wanted to Miguel Vargas you, I could do that as well.

I, basically where I wanted to land this ship, coming off of our trip to Toronto,

Coming off of the White Sox and now with J-Ram out, are the White Sox going to build up a little buffer in the AL Central?

They just take down the Dodgers.

They take down the Braves.

Are they about to take down my Yankees?

I am excited to watch a Chicago White Sox series for the first time since... 21?

22?

It's 2026, Pop!

I know, you know, not to get you more emotional on a day that gets some people in their feelings, especially the older you get.

I haven't cared about a White Sox series in a long time.

So I'm pretty excited to tune into these.

Garrett Cole taking on these baby White Sox?

I want to see what that looks like.

Are they going to piss on four balls and put them in the stands?

Or is Cole going to get old man nasty on them and say, like, why don't you boys watch this one?

I don't know what's going to happen.

I'm excited to find out because I know I can't really lump Sam Antonacci into the M&M boys.

But, God, he got his hands inside on an up-and-in heater that I was like, okay.

That plays, man.