Jake Storielli

Vlad is out for part of this series.

Jimenez gets banged out.

Where's Varsha?

Where's Addison Barger?

They are missing guys.

And yeah, hey, if you did this series...

You put it in the simulator machine a couple times, these eighth and ninth innings go a little different, and I don't know what happens with the Yankees, but I know what happened this weekend, that they win a nice series.

It's fun, man.

They've got like chippy, okay, we got runners on base.

Are we going to steal?

Is the bunk coming out?

Which, again, sounds good when you're winning, sounds horrible when you're losing.

Literally nobody has.

First homer of the year.

No, I'm in on it.

Everyone else should be out on it.

If you don't know, Jose Caballero, he is messing with the pitchers and the pitch clock that you have to be a batter in the batter's box and you have to make eye contact with the pitcher at the eight-second mark of the clock ticking down, which is the batter's defense to the pitchers being able to stand on the mound and hold the ball forever.

He just, he picks and chooses, and dude, the umpires take the bait every time, and it's so delicious.

He held the stadium hostage for three minutes.

Yeah.