Jake Tapper

I have no idea where it came from. Hot Air Balloon Mystery Theater was a old-timey, like Agatha Christie kind of era mystery story killer, detective, like Sherlock Holmes-y detective, But the whole thing was taking place in a hot air balloon, like in the basket of a hot air balloon.

I have no idea where it came from. Hot Air Balloon Mystery Theater was a old-timey, like Agatha Christie kind of era mystery story killer, detective, like Sherlock Holmes-y detective, But the whole thing was taking place in a hot air balloon, like in the basket of a hot air balloon.

I have no idea where it came from. Hot Air Balloon Mystery Theater was a old-timey, like Agatha Christie kind of era mystery story killer, detective, like Sherlock Holmes-y detective, But the whole thing was taking place in a hot air balloon, like in the basket of a hot air balloon.

And so there was a lot of like the detective saying, like, you had ample time to kill Mr. Witherford and get from this part of the basket all the way to this part of the basket without being noticed. And then there were like reenactments. We all chased each other around a little basket. You chased each other a lot. I don't remember who I wrote it for, but I submitted it like four times.

And so there was a lot of like the detective saying, like, you had ample time to kill Mr. Witherford and get from this part of the basket all the way to this part of the basket without being noticed. And then there were like reenactments. We all chased each other around a little basket. You chased each other a lot. I don't remember who I wrote it for, but I submitted it like four times.

And so there was a lot of like the detective saying, like, you had ample time to kill Mr. Witherford and get from this part of the basket all the way to this part of the basket without being noticed. And then there were like reenactments. We all chased each other around a little basket. You chased each other a lot. I don't remember who I wrote it for, but I submitted it like four times.

It just made me laugh.

It just made me laugh.

It just made me laugh.

Well, that was the trick. I don't remember who I wrote it for originally. I think I submitted it maybe three total times. But the third time was when Ian McKellen hosted and it was like, oh, my God, this is now undeniable. Now this will work.

Well, that was the trick. I don't remember who I wrote it for originally. I think I submitted it maybe three total times. But the third time was when Ian McKellen hosted and it was like, oh, my God, this is now undeniable. Now this will work.

Well, that was the trick. I don't remember who I wrote it for originally. I think I submitted it maybe three total times. But the third time was when Ian McKellen hosted and it was like, oh, my God, this is now undeniable. Now this will work.

he's doing it and uh i really loved it and everyone picked a different sort of archetypal british like mystery theater you were sort of james mason you went like james mason and uh it really delighted me and i thought of it as like it was one of the first things i wrote i sucked at this job uh not false modesty i sucked at the job for a good year and a half or so until i finally figured out how to

he's doing it and uh i really loved it and everyone picked a different sort of archetypal british like mystery theater you were sort of james mason you went like james mason and uh it really delighted me and i thought of it as like it was one of the first things i wrote i sucked at this job uh not false modesty i sucked at the job for a good year and a half or so until i finally figured out how to

he's doing it and uh i really loved it and everyone picked a different sort of archetypal british like mystery theater you were sort of james mason you went like james mason and uh it really delighted me and i thought of it as like it was one of the first things i wrote i sucked at this job uh not false modesty i sucked at the job for a good year and a half or so until i finally figured out how to

how to write and it was one of the first things I wrote that I was like oh my god this is like a legitimate sketch premise and it didn't get chosen and I was convinced it would work and I resubmitted it and it didn't get chosen and finally Ian McKellen did it and you were there and Polar had shown up and all these great people did it and it finally got to air with Ian McKellen playing the lead detective and it probably was like a what B minus B minus but age is great it's not any worse than a B minus now

how to write and it was one of the first things I wrote that I was like oh my god this is like a legitimate sketch premise and it didn't get chosen and I was convinced it would work and I resubmitted it and it didn't get chosen and finally Ian McKellen did it and you were there and Polar had shown up and all these great people did it and it finally got to air with Ian McKellen playing the lead detective and it probably was like a what B minus B minus but age is great it's not any worse than a B minus now

how to write and it was one of the first things I wrote that I was like oh my god this is like a legitimate sketch premise and it didn't get chosen and I was convinced it would work and I resubmitted it and it didn't get chosen and finally Ian McKellen did it and you were there and Polar had shown up and all these great people did it and it finally got to air with Ian McKellen playing the lead detective and it probably was like a what B minus B minus but age is great it's not any worse than a B minus now

All the 85-year-old British celebrities were taken up by Bill Hayter. Yeah.

All the 85-year-old British celebrities were taken up by Bill Hayter. Yeah.