Jake Tapper

Can I tell you that I wrote a sketch very similar to that before you got to SNL? It was a family having dinner and I think Farrell and I can't remember who the host probably came to the house and we're like, we're brothers. We grew up here. Can we look around? And then they just told stories and they were just the most horrifying stories that you've ever heard. And I thought it was very funny.

Can I tell you that I wrote a sketch very similar to that before you got to SNL? It was a family having dinner and I think Farrell and I can't remember who the host probably came to the house and we're like, we're brothers. We grew up here. Can we look around? And then they just told stories and they were just the most horrifying stories that you've ever heard. And I thought it was very funny.

And Shoemaker used to decide the order at the read-through, put it up very high. It was like number four in the read-through. And that was always a good sign because it meant that you were optimistic about it if you're Shoemaker. Yes. And it, I mean, like everything I wrote my first year, it just played to like dead.

And Shoemaker used to decide the order at the read-through, put it up very high. It was like number four in the read-through. And that was always a good sign because it meant that you were optimistic about it if you're Shoemaker. Yes. And it, I mean, like everything I wrote my first year, it just played to like dead.

And Shoemaker used to decide the order at the read-through, put it up very high. It was like number four in the read-through. And that was always a good sign because it meant that you were optimistic about it if you're Shoemaker. Yes. And it, I mean, like everything I wrote my first year, it just played to like dead.

Like my memory of it, and I'm sure you have this too, is of the only sound in the room is the sound of 150 scripts being turned page by page. Like there's no, like that's a silence that doesn't exist elsewhere in nature. It's like the absence of sound. More than it is a sound. And that's how that sketch played.

Like my memory of it, and I'm sure you have this too, is of the only sound in the room is the sound of 150 scripts being turned page by page. Like there's no, like that's a silence that doesn't exist elsewhere in nature. It's like the absence of sound. More than it is a sound. And that's how that sketch played.

Like my memory of it, and I'm sure you have this too, is of the only sound in the room is the sound of 150 scripts being turned page by page. Like there's no, like that's a silence that doesn't exist elsewhere in nature. It's like the absence of sound. More than it is a sound. And that's how that sketch played.

And like every one of those read-throughs in my first year was brutal, brutal to sit there.

And like every one of those read-throughs in my first year was brutal, brutal to sit there.

And like every one of those read-throughs in my first year was brutal, brutal to sit there.

I have no idea where it came from. Hot Air Balloon Mystery Theater was a old-timey, like Agatha Christie kind of era mystery story killer, detective, like Sherlock Holmes-y detective, But the whole thing was taking place in a hot air balloon, like in the basket of a hot air balloon.

I have no idea where it came from. Hot Air Balloon Mystery Theater was a old-timey, like Agatha Christie kind of era mystery story killer, detective, like Sherlock Holmes-y detective, But the whole thing was taking place in a hot air balloon, like in the basket of a hot air balloon.

I have no idea where it came from. Hot Air Balloon Mystery Theater was a old-timey, like Agatha Christie kind of era mystery story killer, detective, like Sherlock Holmes-y detective, But the whole thing was taking place in a hot air balloon, like in the basket of a hot air balloon.

And so there was a lot of like the detective saying, like, you had ample time to kill Mr. Witherford and get from this part of the basket all the way to this part of the basket without being noticed. And then there were like reenactments. We all chased each other around a little basket. You chased each other a lot. I don't remember who I wrote it for, but I submitted it like four times.

And so there was a lot of like the detective saying, like, you had ample time to kill Mr. Witherford and get from this part of the basket all the way to this part of the basket without being noticed. And then there were like reenactments. We all chased each other around a little basket. You chased each other a lot. I don't remember who I wrote it for, but I submitted it like four times.

And so there was a lot of like the detective saying, like, you had ample time to kill Mr. Witherford and get from this part of the basket all the way to this part of the basket without being noticed. And then there were like reenactments. We all chased each other around a little basket. You chased each other a lot. I don't remember who I wrote it for, but I submitted it like four times.

It just made me laugh.

It just made me laugh.

It just made me laugh.