Jake
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Okay. Life story here. Yeah. Yeah. I was born under a bad moon. Zanesville, Ohio, 1969. What's up? Uh, two, two parent home, uh, very stable one older brother very conservative very middle class very protestant um well provided for though my mom is from the panhandle of texas a small town girl very the nicest the gentlest easiest to like person i've met she's always been there for me
My dad comes from Dallas, and he was a provider, a great provider. You know, classic old school dad took care of us. My dad was really strict. I mean, he wore the pants in the family. My dad got a scholarship, played major college football, was a Marine, and then became an FBI agent. What did he focus on? Sports. Oh, in the FBI? In the FBI, yeah.
My dad comes from Dallas, and he was a provider, a great provider. You know, classic old school dad took care of us. My dad was really strict. I mean, he wore the pants in the family. My dad got a scholarship, played major college football, was a Marine, and then became an FBI agent. What did he focus on? Sports. Oh, in the FBI? In the FBI, yeah.
My dad comes from Dallas, and he was a provider, a great provider. You know, classic old school dad took care of us. My dad was really strict. I mean, he wore the pants in the family. My dad got a scholarship, played major college football, was a Marine, and then became an FBI agent. What did he focus on? Sports. Oh, in the FBI? In the FBI, yeah.
Well, my dad was a man that revealed very little about himself and even less about his job. But when we were in Ohio where I was born, he was just a resident agency. So, I think they just covered everything. Whatever came in the door, right. Could be bank robbery, could be drugs, could be... I know that he used to... It's not like he was on a task force. No. Okay. He used to...
Well, my dad was a man that revealed very little about himself and even less about his job. But when we were in Ohio where I was born, he was just a resident agency. So, I think they just covered everything. Whatever came in the door, right. Could be bank robbery, could be drugs, could be... I know that he used to... It's not like he was on a task force. No. Okay. He used to...
Well, my dad was a man that revealed very little about himself and even less about his job. But when we were in Ohio where I was born, he was just a resident agency. So, I think they just covered everything. Whatever came in the door, right. Could be bank robbery, could be drugs, could be... I know that he used to... It's not like he was on a task force. No. Okay. He used to...
He used to be out of town for two or three days investigating the theft of cars that cross the state lines. But other than that, I don't know. A funny story my mom told me about was there was a drive-in movie and they were showing a movie called Flesh Gordon.
He used to be out of town for two or three days investigating the theft of cars that cross the state lines. But other than that, I don't know. A funny story my mom told me about was there was a drive-in movie and they were showing a movie called Flesh Gordon.
He used to be out of town for two or three days investigating the theft of cars that cross the state lines. But other than that, I don't know. A funny story my mom told me about was there was a drive-in movie and they were showing a movie called Flesh Gordon.
and there was an x-rated version and then there was kind of like a soft core version so dad had to go check out the movie to make sure they were playing the soft core version and he took my mom on this undercover stakeout but uh growing up sports were a big deal my brother playing little league sports high school sports my brother played college baseball i stuck with basketball
and there was an x-rated version and then there was kind of like a soft core version so dad had to go check out the movie to make sure they were playing the soft core version and he took my mom on this undercover stakeout but uh growing up sports were a big deal my brother playing little league sports high school sports my brother played college baseball i stuck with basketball
and there was an x-rated version and then there was kind of like a soft core version so dad had to go check out the movie to make sure they were playing the soft core version and he took my mom on this undercover stakeout but uh growing up sports were a big deal my brother playing little league sports high school sports my brother played college baseball i stuck with basketball
through high school um but watching sports was a big deal that's when my dad kind of was didn't seem so frustrated and mad and you know we were big fans of the dallas cowboys of uh i don't know uh did you get into trouble when you were a kid or first time i got in trouble i was five years old matt um there was a kid that that my mom agreed to watch. It was her friend who played tennis with her.
through high school um but watching sports was a big deal that's when my dad kind of was didn't seem so frustrated and mad and you know we were big fans of the dallas cowboys of uh i don't know uh did you get into trouble when you were a kid or first time i got in trouble i was five years old matt um there was a kid that that my mom agreed to watch. It was her friend who played tennis with her.
through high school um but watching sports was a big deal that's when my dad kind of was didn't seem so frustrated and mad and you know we were big fans of the dallas cowboys of uh i don't know uh did you get into trouble when you were a kid or first time i got in trouble i was five years old matt um there was a kid that that my mom agreed to watch. It was her friend who played tennis with her.
And I didn't know the kid, I was five. I was a little bitty shit, you know, you're five. But in my house, there's a lot of rules. It was real strict. You follow my dad's rules. And you know, it was kind of like the guest was always right. But this kid had just lost his father and his mom was out on a date. That's why he was with us. So I don't think he was in a good place.
And I didn't know the kid, I was five. I was a little bitty shit, you know, you're five. But in my house, there's a lot of rules. It was real strict. You follow my dad's rules. And you know, it was kind of like the guest was always right. But this kid had just lost his father and his mom was out on a date. That's why he was with us. So I don't think he was in a good place.
And I didn't know the kid, I was five. I was a little bitty shit, you know, you're five. But in my house, there's a lot of rules. It was real strict. You follow my dad's rules. And you know, it was kind of like the guest was always right. But this kid had just lost his father and his mom was out on a date. That's why he was with us. So I don't think he was in a good place.
So when we were at church... How old was he? He was like six or seven. He was a year or two older than me. But... And I was a real gullible, naive kid. I think if this kid would have been my friend, I wouldn't have agreed to do what he wanted to do. But he hatched a plan while we were in church that we were going to walk to his house. And that was a long way away. And I was like, okay.