Jake

If you want me to drive, I'm going to get a hotel. And he's like, yeah, cool. And I see a hotel on the north side of Houston, and it's $25 a room. Nice hotel. Yeah.

If you want me to drive, I'm going to get a hotel. And he's like, yeah, cool. And I see a hotel on the north side of Houston, and it's $25 a room. Nice hotel. Yeah.

If you want me to drive, I'm going to get a hotel. And he's like, yeah, cool. And I see a hotel on the north side of Houston, and it's $25 a room. Nice hotel. Yeah.

the bargain and it was daylight so looks good and we pull in there and i remember this this black dude sitting there asking me if i need anything it should have been a giveaway and i'm like no we're straight appreciate it whatever but so jake goes to make the deal and i'm at this hotel and day turns into night and i'm hearing gunshots and people banging on doors and screaming and i'm like oh my god

the bargain and it was daylight so looks good and we pull in there and i remember this this black dude sitting there asking me if i need anything it should have been a giveaway and i'm like no we're straight appreciate it whatever but so jake goes to make the deal and i'm at this hotel and day turns into night and i'm hearing gunshots and people banging on doors and screaming and i'm like oh my god

the bargain and it was daylight so looks good and we pull in there and i remember this this black dude sitting there asking me if i need anything it should have been a giveaway and i'm like no we're straight appreciate it whatever but so jake goes to make the deal and i'm at this hotel and day turns into night and i'm hearing gunshots and people banging on doors and screaming and i'm like oh my god

And I start looking out the window, and there's the same car circling the parking lot. And I'm like, man, what's going on here? And he gets back, and I'm like telling him, we need to get out of here. This place is hot. And he's like, man, you're always the paranoid one. It's cool. You're stripping.

And I start looking out the window, and there's the same car circling the parking lot. And I'm like, man, what's going on here? And he gets back, and I'm like telling him, we need to get out of here. This place is hot. And he's like, man, you're always the paranoid one. It's cool. You're stripping.

And I start looking out the window, and there's the same car circling the parking lot. And I'm like, man, what's going on here? And he gets back, and I'm like telling him, we need to get out of here. This place is hot. And he's like, man, you're always the paranoid one. It's cool. You're stripping.

And he takes off the picture from the wall, and we –

And he takes off the picture from the wall, and we –

And he takes off the picture from the wall, and we –

line up the biggest lines of coke you've ever seen right so probably good in that situation perfect yeah it was a good move so he ends up on the floor looking out the window seeing the same cars right i'm over the bathroom with this big old bag of coke ready to flush it down for like six hours finally i can't take it i'm out of cigarettes so i'm like dude I think we're tweaking.

line up the biggest lines of coke you've ever seen right so probably good in that situation perfect yeah it was a good move so he ends up on the floor looking out the window seeing the same cars right i'm over the bathroom with this big old bag of coke ready to flush it down for like six hours finally i can't take it i'm out of cigarettes so i'm like dude I think we're tweaking.

line up the biggest lines of coke you've ever seen right so probably good in that situation perfect yeah it was a good move so he ends up on the floor looking out the window seeing the same cars right i'm over the bathroom with this big old bag of coke ready to flush it down for like six hours finally i can't take it i'm out of cigarettes so i'm like dude I think we're tweaking.

I'm going to go get a pack of cigarettes. I'm going to shove this shit down my pants. And if nothing happens, we're getting out of here. Because cops will never look in your pants. I mean, I figured it was a suicide mission. Either I'd make it or I wouldn't. Of course, nothing happened. So I pick him up. He's like, get out of here. We're right on the intersection of

I'm going to go get a pack of cigarettes. I'm going to shove this shit down my pants. And if nothing happens, we're getting out of here. Because cops will never look in your pants. I mean, I figured it was a suicide mission. Either I'd make it or I wouldn't. Of course, nothing happened. So I pick him up. He's like, get out of here. We're right on the intersection of

I'm going to go get a pack of cigarettes. I'm going to shove this shit down my pants. And if nothing happens, we're getting out of here. Because cops will never look in your pants. I mean, I figured it was a suicide mission. Either I'd make it or I wouldn't. Of course, nothing happened. So I pick him up. He's like, get out of here. We're right on the intersection of

i-45 and 610 if you're familiar with houston so i jumped i'm like man i need the five dollars i left that uh at uh for the key deposit we need that to get home and he's like no no so i stop in and i get my five dollars as i'm walking out there's a car that we'd seen circling and the guy gets out and points at me it's like there they are and i'm like oh shit i jump in the car and we haul ass and who were they what what

i-45 and 610 if you're familiar with houston so i jumped i'm like man i need the five dollars i left that uh at uh for the key deposit we need that to get home and he's like no no so i stop in and i get my five dollars as i'm walking out there's a car that we'd seen circling and the guy gets out and points at me it's like there they are and i'm like oh shit i jump in the car and we haul ass and who were they what what