Jake
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But anyway, Jake's like, okay, he does what he does best. You know, he starts scamming, making up a story. He's like, okay, I'm going to say that I was at a bar and a guy came to me and asked me for change. And he's like, you're going to verify that. And I'm like, no, I don't want to do that. Thank you.
But anyway, Jake's like, okay, he does what he does best. You know, he starts scamming, making up a story. He's like, okay, I'm going to say that I was at a bar and a guy came to me and asked me for change. And he's like, you're going to verify that. And I'm like, no, I don't want to do that. Thank you.
the fuck who's making change for giving you ten thousand dollars in counterfeit money what kind of change was he making for what what bill i had a ten thousand dollar bill like what am i a bank i don't think they would have bought it huh no i don't think they would have bought anything across i don't think it was making change for a fucking 20 they were gonna buy it so right now like if you were playing a if we were writing a movie script or we were playing a virtually virtual reality video game and me i had three options you know i could either
the fuck who's making change for giving you ten thousand dollars in counterfeit money what kind of change was he making for what what bill i had a ten thousand dollar bill like what am i a bank i don't think they would have bought it huh no i don't think they would have bought anything across i don't think it was making change for a fucking 20 they were gonna buy it so right now like if you were playing a if we were writing a movie script or we were playing a virtually virtual reality video game and me i had three options you know i could either
the fuck who's making change for giving you ten thousand dollars in counterfeit money what kind of change was he making for what what bill i had a ten thousand dollar bill like what am i a bank i don't think they would have bought it huh no i don't think they would have bought anything across i don't think it was making change for a fucking 20 they were gonna buy it so right now like if you were playing a if we were writing a movie script or we were playing a virtually virtual reality video game and me i had three options you know i could either
The first option would be probably go home and get away from the scene and not have any issues. Right. Or the second option would be lie to the Secret Service for my friend. Or the third option would be the option that we picked, which would we all got together and we didn't know what to do.
The first option would be probably go home and get away from the scene and not have any issues. Right. Or the second option would be lie to the Secret Service for my friend. Or the third option would be the option that we picked, which would we all got together and we didn't know what to do.
The first option would be probably go home and get away from the scene and not have any issues. Right. Or the second option would be lie to the Secret Service for my friend. Or the third option would be the option that we picked, which would we all got together and we didn't know what to do.
And at one point we were thinking about one of us go to like Kansas City and another go to another town and just start spending, buying dollar things or whatever. I got the idea for, I don't know why, but I said, let's go down to Six Flags Amusement Park in Dallas. They'll never know what counterfeit money is.
And at one point we were thinking about one of us go to like Kansas City and another go to another town and just start spending, buying dollar things or whatever. I got the idea for, I don't know why, but I said, let's go down to Six Flags Amusement Park in Dallas. They'll never know what counterfeit money is.
And at one point we were thinking about one of us go to like Kansas City and another go to another town and just start spending, buying dollar things or whatever. I got the idea for, I don't know why, but I said, let's go down to Six Flags Amusement Park in Dallas. They'll never know what counterfeit money is.
The Secret Service doesn't give their employees a course on how to pick it up, which we found out they did, and it's fenced in.
The Secret Service doesn't give their employees a course on how to pick it up, which we found out they did, and it's fenced in.
The Secret Service doesn't give their employees a course on how to pick it up, which we found out they did, and it's fenced in.
You know that show, The World's Stupidest Criminals, and we watch it. And in hindsight, you know, you can laugh at people, but when you get caught up and you're not thinking straight, you know, that's all I can say. Right. Sorry. But... So, we all... Not only does the... Steve decided to go with us. He gets his business partner, which they own a body shop, this guy named Roger.
You know that show, The World's Stupidest Criminals, and we watch it. And in hindsight, you know, you can laugh at people, but when you get caught up and you're not thinking straight, you know, that's all I can say. Right. Sorry. But... So, we all... Not only does the... Steve decided to go with us. He gets his business partner, which they own a body shop, this guy named Roger.
You know that show, The World's Stupidest Criminals, and we watch it. And in hindsight, you know, you can laugh at people, but when you get caught up and you're not thinking straight, you know, that's all I can say. Right. Sorry. But... So, we all... Not only does the... Steve decided to go with us. He gets his business partner, which they own a body shop, this guy named Roger.
And Steve's wife decides to come with us. And they have three kids. And this mission that's doomed to fail from the start. I mean, even if we got away with it, they already had these serial numbers. And, you know, it was...
And Steve's wife decides to come with us. And they have three kids. And this mission that's doomed to fail from the start. I mean, even if we got away with it, they already had these serial numbers. And, you know, it was...
And Steve's wife decides to come with us. And they have three kids. And this mission that's doomed to fail from the start. I mean, even if we got away with it, they already had these serial numbers. And, you know, it was...