Jake
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point us all out and they don't raise the bar and they take us out and frisk us and they're pulling out all this money and it was crazy and they handcuff us and take us through the jeering laughing crowd you know and all my friends were were had their heads down but i was like fuck y'all you know y'all did they get every single person yep even the kids No, the kids weren't with us at the time.
They just had kids, which... Oh, okay, okay. Sorry about that, yeah.
They just had kids, which... Oh, okay, okay. Sorry about that, yeah.
They just had kids, which... Oh, okay, okay. Sorry about that, yeah.
So, I remember we're sitting in Six Flags security office, and we're just giving each other shit, you know, fuck. And they took all our information, and there's a lady cop, and I remember, I guess... whenever you run my ad my license it pops up who my dad was and she's like did you know your dad's an FBI agent yeah I know he used to leave at nine in the morning I don't know where he went but um
So, I remember we're sitting in Six Flags security office, and we're just giving each other shit, you know, fuck. And they took all our information, and there's a lady cop, and I remember, I guess... whenever you run my ad my license it pops up who my dad was and she's like did you know your dad's an FBI agent yeah I know he used to leave at nine in the morning I don't know where he went but um
So, I remember we're sitting in Six Flags security office, and we're just giving each other shit, you know, fuck. And they took all our information, and there's a lady cop, and I remember, I guess... whenever you run my ad my license it pops up who my dad was and she's like did you know your dad's an FBI agent yeah I know he used to leave at nine in the morning I don't know where he went but um
and I remember that Jake had a bag of weed and it's common now it's you know but we called it hydro. It's real expensive weed hydroponic weed but he had a bag of weed in his pants and he flushed it down the toilet in the office but finally we knew the guys in suits were coming in a secret service and they take us and take us to Fort Worth downtown to the secret service office and
and I remember that Jake had a bag of weed and it's common now it's you know but we called it hydro. It's real expensive weed hydroponic weed but he had a bag of weed in his pants and he flushed it down the toilet in the office but finally we knew the guys in suits were coming in a secret service and they take us and take us to Fort Worth downtown to the secret service office and
and I remember that Jake had a bag of weed and it's common now it's you know but we called it hydro. It's real expensive weed hydroponic weed but he had a bag of weed in his pants and he flushed it down the toilet in the office but finally we knew the guys in suits were coming in a secret service and they take us and take us to Fort Worth downtown to the secret service office and
It's late at night, I'm in this dude's office and it felt exactly like that uncomfortable feeling I had with my dad. I was trying to make conversation. I'm asking him about the football game and who won this game, you know? And it was stupid, but he sat me down and like, what's up, son? And at this time I had no experience dealing with police.
It's late at night, I'm in this dude's office and it felt exactly like that uncomfortable feeling I had with my dad. I was trying to make conversation. I'm asking him about the football game and who won this game, you know? And it was stupid, but he sat me down and like, what's up, son? And at this time I had no experience dealing with police.
It's late at night, I'm in this dude's office and it felt exactly like that uncomfortable feeling I had with my dad. I was trying to make conversation. I'm asking him about the football game and who won this game, you know? And it was stupid, but he sat me down and like, what's up, son? And at this time I had no experience dealing with police.
So I didn't know you're not supposed to talk or whatever, so.
So I didn't know you're not supposed to talk or whatever, so.
So I didn't know you're not supposed to talk or whatever, so.
I looked up. They told me someone was trying to scare me, and they said that the max penalty is 20 years, and that they had me for seven, and they could stack them. They're not going to stack them. The average penalty for counterfeiting is 18 months.
I looked up. They told me someone was trying to scare me, and they said that the max penalty is 20 years, and that they had me for seven, and they could stack them. They're not going to stack them. The average penalty for counterfeiting is 18 months.
I looked up. They told me someone was trying to scare me, and they said that the max penalty is 20 years, and that they had me for seven, and they could stack them. They're not going to stack them. The average penalty for counterfeiting is 18 months.
Uh-huh.