Jake

I was waiting for her husband to be like, wait a minute. We didn't meet in a pub. I wasn't talking about you, bro. I wasn't talking about you, queer.

I was waiting for her husband to be like, wait a minute. We didn't meet in a pub. I wasn't talking about you, bro. I wasn't talking about you, queer.

And then you walked in. That's so weird. I got this scarf. It reminded me of when I met my husband at a bar and I knew that it came in for, I knew this red scarf came in for a reason. So here you take it. It's got jizz on. Like, what are you giving me? Someone's cum scarf. Why are you giving me this? Don't ever trust a thrift store person who just gives you something for free.

And then you walked in. That's so weird. I got this scarf. It reminded me of when I met my husband at a bar and I knew that it came in for, I knew this red scarf came in for a reason. So here you take it. It's got jizz on. Like, what are you giving me? Someone's cum scarf. Why are you giving me this? Don't ever trust a thrift store person who just gives you something for free.

And then you walked in. That's so weird. I got this scarf. It reminded me of when I met my husband at a bar and I knew that it came in for, I knew this red scarf came in for a reason. So here you take it. It's got jizz on. Like, what are you giving me? Someone's cum scarf. Why are you giving me this? Don't ever trust a thrift store person who just gives you something for free.

But you know what? So is passive aggression. So I would hope that the girl came over, Kathy came over and said, you guys aren't busy at all. I brought you turkey sandwiches. Here's your bill. And then tried to charge them. And so she was like, oh, you're charging me for shit I didn't order? Well, here's a scarf that's perfect for you. And here's your bill.

But you know what? So is passive aggression. So I would hope that the girl came over, Kathy came over and said, you guys aren't busy at all. I brought you turkey sandwiches. Here's your bill. And then tried to charge them. And so she was like, oh, you're charging me for shit I didn't order? Well, here's a scarf that's perfect for you. And here's your bill.

But you know what? So is passive aggression. So I would hope that the girl came over, Kathy came over and said, you guys aren't busy at all. I brought you turkey sandwiches. Here's your bill. And then tried to charge them. And so she was like, oh, you're charging me for shit I didn't order? Well, here's a scarf that's perfect for you. And here's your bill.

It could be like a reverse gift of the Magi.

It could be like a reverse gift of the Magi.

It could be like a reverse gift of the Magi.

You walked in with the same thing I ended up with, a turkey. So here's the scarf.

You walked in with the same thing I ended up with, a turkey. So here's the scarf.

You walked in with the same thing I ended up with, a turkey. So here's the scarf.

Kathy's offended as she fucking should be. Because Kathy's like, does this count as my Christmas gift? She just leaves and is like, who can I give this shit to?

Kathy's offended as she fucking should be. Because Kathy's like, does this count as my Christmas gift? She just leaves and is like, who can I give this shit to?

Kathy's offended as she fucking should be. Because Kathy's like, does this count as my Christmas gift? She just leaves and is like, who can I give this shit to?

We just fucked on it.

We just fucked on it.

We just fucked on it.