Jake

Oh, with the dead wife. Why does everybody have a fucking dead wife in these? Like, why is the spouse always dead? You know why? Because it's really easy.

But yeah, he's really cute. I don't remember him. But in small picture, he looks like Eddie Cibrian. I mean, this guy.

But yeah, he's really cute. I don't remember him. But in small picture, he looks like Eddie Cibrian. I mean, this guy.

But yeah, he's really cute. I don't remember him. But in small picture, he looks like Eddie Cibrian. I mean, this guy.

Have you gone to DuckDuckGo and put an Aaron O'Connell dick pic? I'm going to see if there is one. There's one in his underwear. Oh, my God. He's so cute.

Have you gone to DuckDuckGo and put an Aaron O'Connell dick pic? I'm going to see if there is one. There's one in his underwear. Oh, my God. He's so cute.

Have you gone to DuckDuckGo and put an Aaron O'Connell dick pic? I'm going to see if there is one. There's one in his underwear. Oh, my God. He's so cute.

This has derailed us. Well, there's also a lot of porn, so I'm going to turn that off. I think delivery guys are on their way up here. Okay, so anyway, Aaron O'Connell, huh? Love his movies.

This has derailed us. Well, there's also a lot of porn, so I'm going to turn that off. I think delivery guys are on their way up here. Okay, so anyway, Aaron O'Connell, huh? Love his movies.

This has derailed us. Well, there's also a lot of porn, so I'm going to turn that off. I think delivery guys are on their way up here. Okay, so anyway, Aaron O'Connell, huh? Love his movies.

I was going to suggest that one, but I didn't want to be mean to Danny Pellegrino.

I was going to suggest that one, but I didn't want to be mean to Danny Pellegrino.

I was going to suggest that one, but I didn't want to be mean to Danny Pellegrino.

He's the Mary Kay place. Okay. So Jack sees the thrift store from earlier and he's like, close. And he leans up against the wussiest store window I've ever seen. You know, are those people in that store wondering why they're always cold? Because you got drafts and your glasses from 97 years ago. He just falls right through it.

He's the Mary Kay place. Okay. So Jack sees the thrift store from earlier and he's like, close. And he leans up against the wussiest store window I've ever seen. You know, are those people in that store wondering why they're always cold? Because you got drafts and your glasses from 97 years ago. He just falls right through it.

He's the Mary Kay place. Okay. So Jack sees the thrift store from earlier and he's like, close. And he leans up against the wussiest store window I've ever seen. You know, are those people in that store wondering why they're always cold? Because you got drafts and your glasses from 97 years ago. He just falls right through it.

She got horned up tonight. Ethel loved it. And also Mortimer makes a comment where he says, if this dog doesn't go, I'm going to change it in for a goldfish. Yeah.

She got horned up tonight. Ethel loved it. And also Mortimer makes a comment where he says, if this dog doesn't go, I'm going to change it in for a goldfish. Yeah.

She got horned up tonight. Ethel loved it. And also Mortimer makes a comment where he says, if this dog doesn't go, I'm going to change it in for a goldfish. Yeah.

I think it was more like total penis panic because I don't even know if it was gay. No one in this town works out. Everyone who sees this body, like if we saw a naked guy that looked like that in the street, we'd be like, ah, you're a six. But in a little town like this, no one has literally seen a body like this, and they're all shocked and falling over.