Jake

You guys, look. I'm touching myself. You could do it too, guys. All you need to do is find a really sad widow with a scarf that she didn't want.

You guys, look. I'm touching myself. You could do it too, guys. All you need to do is find a really sad widow with a scarf that she didn't want.

I want to see that movie. But there was a short that just came out. It was one of those horror anthology things. And it was just the same plot as that Demi Moore movie. Oh, wow. I mean, I don't know that I need to see it. And also, I don't want to be, you know, talked. I don't want any anti-aging remedy medication or propaganda. Unless it's real. Just let me touch my fucking face, okay?

I want to see that movie. But there was a short that just came out. It was one of those horror anthology things. And it was just the same plot as that Demi Moore movie. Oh, wow. I mean, I don't know that I need to see it. And also, I don't want to be, you know, talked. I don't want any anti-aging remedy medication or propaganda. Unless it's real. Just let me touch my fucking face, okay?

I want to see that movie. But there was a short that just came out. It was one of those horror anthology things. And it was just the same plot as that Demi Moore movie. Oh, wow. I mean, I don't know that I need to see it. And also, I don't want to be, you know, talked. I don't want any anti-aging remedy medication or propaganda. Unless it's real. Just let me touch my fucking face, okay?

I'm putting it in there. Like, leave me alone, okay? Why don't you make a movie about Bruce Willis getting plugs and that killing him, okay? Make it fair, you dicks.

I'm putting it in there. Like, leave me alone, okay? Why don't you make a movie about Bruce Willis getting plugs and that killing him, okay? Make it fair, you dicks.

I'm putting it in there. Like, leave me alone, okay? Why don't you make a movie about Bruce Willis getting plugs and that killing him, okay? Make it fair, you dicks.

No, you can't do that anymore. You just have to be like, do you want a Starburst?

No, you can't do that anymore. You just have to be like, do you want a Starburst?

No, you can't do that anymore. You just have to be like, do you want a Starburst?

Oh, it is very much a thing. We're looking for the next hot Christmas person for the Hallmark channel? Oh, my God.

Oh, it is very much a thing. We're looking for the next hot Christmas person for the Hallmark channel? Oh, my God.

Oh, it is very much a thing. We're looking for the next hot Christmas person for the Hallmark channel? Oh, my God.

Wow, to be a casting couch director at that set. That's got to be.

Wow, to be a casting couch director at that set. That's got to be.

Wow, to be a casting couch director at that set. That's got to be.

One person had a stroke and then the other person has to find a way to get through to them and then they come back to life for five minutes and then they bang.

One person had a stroke and then the other person has to find a way to get through to them and then they come back to life for five minutes and then they bang.

One person had a stroke and then the other person has to find a way to get through to them and then they come back to life for five minutes and then they bang.