James Acaster
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What's the best thing you've ever stolen, Graham?
Oh, that's embarrassing.
My dad was really, I never would have stolen anything, but he said to me once when I was going to go and buy Christmas presents for the first time, make sure you buy, people don't buy anything for yourself.
It's Christmas.
So I went out, I was buying stuff for people.
I'm about seven.
I saw there was a Noasis single out, who were an Oasis tribute band.
I really wanted it.
So I bought it for myself.
I snuck it in, made sure you couldn't see it.
And then this sneaky fucker looked at the receipt, which was in one of the bags.
He knew what you were going to do.
He calls me in.
I was like, huh?
I think he got me first with the whole, yeah, you didn't buy anything for yourself, did you?
Oh, you walked right into it.