James Everett

So it was Brian and his dicky ticker versus an increasingly hostile sounding Debbie and Adam.

Seconds out for round two, ding ding, no cravat pulling.

Alice kept dragging Brian's health into it and Adam tried to stage a coup before Debbie legged him over by announcing she wanted half the land too.

Brian did the ultimate by saying, well, you're not even my real children.

And then not only did the gloves come off, but Brian tried to beat Adam to death with them.

Debbie said she was done as she was probably doing another series of episodes.

And anyway, the residuals from Friday night dinner were amazing.

Alice pleaded, no, dad, no, Adam, no, Debbie, stop it like an incompetent kindergarten leader.

And Brian said if they weren't going to let him win, he was taking his football home.

Well, Brian, they took a while, but your chickens have come home to roost.

If you spend your life teaching the people around you that greed, superiority and ruthlessness are good, don't be surprised if they believe it and treat you accordingly.

You wouldn't have hesitated to claim someone had a mental health condition that stopped them performing well if it meant you could make a land grab.

And you have on numerous occasions sold everyone you were supposed to love down the river.

Aren't you glad they listened?

The end.

It was.

It was cracking.

That meeting yesterday, absolutely amazing.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

There was a high point.