James Harkin
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Podcast Appearances
You know how when a handyman comes over sometimes, they'll look at you, size you up, and just add a zero?
No.
They'll be like, this guy's left-handed.
He cannot make flat-back furniture.
I'm going to charge what I like.
If you fashioned your cowpat into 100 golf balls, I reckon you could get them to go even further.
Yeah, they're frozen.
Okay.
Yeah, that's a problem.
Who cares?
No, man.
I mean, we're at the Cowpat Olympics here.
No one's getting out of the Cowpat Olympics and going up to the real Olympics, okay?
You're stuck here.
You're not impressing anyone with your, oh, which fragment should I measure?
Malarkey.
I thought you were gripping the shaft with both hands as it were.
Come on.
Grow up.
It's going bloody slowly.