James Harrison

What?

Where she at?

You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic.

Hey, Ms.

You're lucky I'm not a killer.

Parker.

I love this team, and I'm really trying to be a figure in their lives that they can rely on.

with Diana Maria Riva, where I call on my Gen X squads from Ohio to Hollywood as we navigate midlife's most fantastic BS.

I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup, he has to really guard guys like Nas Reed.

All of a sudden, I had hanginess happening on my arm.

He has to guard Julius Randle.

And then he has to give us everything he gives us on a night-to-night basis on offense.

I was like, what the hell is that?

I was married when I had her, so I didn't even consider how empty that nest was going to be.

Steve Nash would get that thing.

Mood swings, night sweats, fupas, sex drive.

That man, hell get the flying.

Wait, what sex?

He running up the court licking his fingers while he got the ball.

Like, after you go through a training camp with that Isaiah, you figure it out real quick.