James McCann

Like, who the fuck are these guys?

Yeah, they were.

Deep Madness was looking down for the first time ever.

Uh, yeah.

So we're going to have a lot of fun.

You guys have both done the show before.

You know how it works.

Over 300 innocent souls signed up for the opportunity to be on tonight's show.

If I pull one of their names out of this bucket, they get 60 seconds uninterrupted.

You know, their time is up and you hear the sound of a kitten.

That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear.

Very exciting.

I'm going to let this soon-to-be-deported illegal immigrant pick the first name out of the bucket here tonight.

Oh, right off the top.

Very nice.

Oh, he double-checked it.

And it is on.

While we go wrangle that comedian to start tonight's show, I have one of our esteemed golden ticket winners has just arrived on a plane to come to this show for this spot.

You know him as a man from Toronto, Canada, who's very Asian, who famously sits around eating ramen noodles all day while his girlfriend is a waitress at the ramen place.

This is the long-awaited return of Kansai Yuzuka!