James McCann
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And for some reason, she felt called to mention, he wasn't even that big.
And yeah, that's not the fucked up part.
See, the fucked up part was she said this during the previews.
So I got to sit through Twilight now while I'm thinking about this shit the whole time, okay?
It's so much for the hole I cut in the bottom of this popcorn bucket.
I guess we're not using that anymore.
I got to walk down from ILJ just trickling little kernels the whole fucking way down, pissed off.
I ended that date, and I went home, and I did the old-fashioned confidence booster, fellas, you know, where you measure it up against the TV remote.
This is like 2012, though, okay?
So this is like the big-ass Comcast remotes.
I don't even reach the guide button.
I start fluffing it, trying to get every inch I can.
Next thing I know, Disney Channel's on.
Kids these days are lucky, though.