James McOnie

So he's going to be replacing the ball with a two-litre bottle of Coke.

Nice.

Well, in some parts of the world, they do play with a two-litre bottle of Coke filled with sand or whatever you got.

I mean, I didn't even realise that it didn't belong to Eden Park, so that was always a bit of a shock.

But I've got to say, that is a winner of a statue.

There have been some shockers over the years.

The Ronaldo, Dwayne Wade, terrible.

Have you seen Dwayne Wade?

I mean, wow.

And obviously, Dirk Nowitzki and the anal beads, you know, how he had the fall-away three-pointer.

Yes, that's right.

The ball, and it's like, those are anal beads.

I mean, I think they still committed to the –

To the design.

But yeah, Ronaldo, terrible, obviously.

Oh yeah, he looks like something of the Goonies.

Yeah, I don't know how that's, I just presumed it was put there in perpetuity.

They got permission, obviously, for it because it was one of the iconic drives from the 1987 World Cup.

So the sculptor, she's awesome, and she made the pine tree, the Colin Mead statue in Tikawiti, which is a beautiful thing of beauty.

Two winners, two absolute bangers of statues.