James Pietragallo

Live music, food, extensive activities for kids, including the return of fun with foam. I don't know. Is that a sexual thing?

Yeah, that's why it immediately made me think it was like a sexual thing. Eight year old running around shooting another girl in their boxer shorts, dancing in foam. I don't need that either. Sucking on a fucking pacifier for some reason. Yeah. At its core, a day in our village has always provided an opportunity to showcase the variety of ways to get involved in community life.

Yeah, that's why it immediately made me think it was like a sexual thing. Eight year old running around shooting another girl in their boxer shorts, dancing in foam. I don't need that either. Sucking on a fucking pacifier for some reason. Yeah. At its core, a day in our village has always provided an opportunity to showcase the variety of ways to get involved in community life.

Yeah, that's why it immediately made me think it was like a sexual thing. Eight year old running around shooting another girl in their boxer shorts, dancing in foam. I don't need that either. Sucking on a fucking pacifier for some reason. Yeah. At its core, a day in our village has always provided an opportunity to showcase the variety of ways to get involved in community life.

Now, what they'll have is. Here's the musical.

Now, what they'll have is. Here's the musical.

Now, what they'll have is. Here's the musical.

This is big. You can imagine the musical acts are. It's got to be enormous. Requisitely huge. Yeah. Big stuff. 11 a.m. The first slot. That's when we're going to get this going. That, by the way, is the glory spot in any musical lineup. The 11 a.m. slot. That's what you want. Juliet Trio will play. They play jazz. Then at noon, Tiny Bubbles will play.

This is big. You can imagine the musical acts are. It's got to be enormous. Requisitely huge. Yeah. Big stuff. 11 a.m. The first slot. That's when we're going to get this going. That, by the way, is the glory spot in any musical lineup. The 11 a.m. slot. That's what you want. Juliet Trio will play. They play jazz. Then at noon, Tiny Bubbles will play.

This is big. You can imagine the musical acts are. It's got to be enormous. Requisitely huge. Yeah. Big stuff. 11 a.m. The first slot. That's when we're going to get this going. That, by the way, is the glory spot in any musical lineup. The 11 a.m. slot. That's what you want. Juliet Trio will play. They play jazz. Then at noon, Tiny Bubbles will play.

That's a ukulele player, obviously. A Don Ho knockoff there. He'll be accompanied by the Zen Life Hula Dancers.

That's a ukulele player, obviously. A Don Ho knockoff there. He'll be accompanied by the Zen Life Hula Dancers.

That's a ukulele player, obviously. A Don Ho knockoff there. He'll be accompanied by the Zen Life Hula Dancers.

What does that have to do with the Midwest?

What does that have to do with the Midwest?

What does that have to do with the Midwest?

Nothing. 1 p.m., Skyliners will be there. They're a big band sound. Sure. 2 p.m., the announcement of the Davey Awards... Oh, shit. I want to know if I'm getting a Davey this year. How often have we been up for a Davey, Jimmy? We're fingers crossed. Who the fuck is Davey? No idea. D-A-V-Y Awards. 220, Big Suit will be there. They are, and this is very specific, a Talking Heads tribute band. What?

Nothing. 1 p.m., Skyliners will be there. They're a big band sound. Sure. 2 p.m., the announcement of the Davey Awards... Oh, shit. I want to know if I'm getting a Davey this year. How often have we been up for a Davey, Jimmy? We're fingers crossed. Who the fuck is Davey? No idea. D-A-V-Y Awards. 220, Big Suit will be there. They are, and this is very specific, a Talking Heads tribute band. What?

Nothing. 1 p.m., Skyliners will be there. They're a big band sound. Sure. 2 p.m., the announcement of the Davey Awards... Oh, shit. I want to know if I'm getting a Davey this year. How often have we been up for a Davey, Jimmy? We're fingers crossed. Who the fuck is Davey? No idea. D-A-V-Y Awards. 220, Big Suit will be there. They are, and this is very specific, a Talking Heads tribute band. What?

That is extremely specific and narrow.