James Pietragallo

So the twins, it's time for them to go to college, Cooper and Orion, and they don't go to the same place.

They go their separate ways.

Cooper goes to Ithaca College, which is in New York, at Ithaca.

I think it's a SUNY school, as a matter of fact, which is like a –

Not an expensive school.

Yeah, no.

And later on transferred to the University of Southern Maine, which is not a powerhouse there.

Now, O'Ryan goes to Oberlin Conservatory of Music in Ohio.

And it's apparently one of the most prestigious places you can go for this in the country.

He studied under a guy named Jamie Haddad.

who is a renowned percussionist and one of the top drum instructors in America, I guess, assumingly.

That's what they say.

Now, studies in the Oberlin's jazz division, this is right from their website, Oberlin's, prepare students for careers as professional jazz musicians and for the advanced study of jazz in both performance and composition.

And composing.

Wow.

Yeah, this is a serious school for seriously talented musicians.

So, Orion, though, he's got a couple of problems.

Seems like old Orion's quiver isn't quite full of arrows, if you know what I mean.

There's a couple of arrows short of a quiver over here.

His belt's missing a buckle?