James Reynolds

I thought you did a good job.

You know, I'm going to put you above Pedro and my verb.

We still need to wait for the audience.

Akbar, do you want to end with Uzbekistan's?

or just give us an idea of what people might be doing.

Akbar in Uzbekistan, Dani in Cape Verde, Pedro in Curaçao and Rana in Jordan, all looking forward to their country's World Cup debut.

They want goals, they want wins and glory.

Let's hear now some messages we've received from listeners who are excited and some, as you'll get to hear, who are not quite so excited about the football.

What?

Football's not for everyone, although the World Cup is going to be hard to avoid, whether or not you think it's boring.

I'm James Reynolds.

You're listening to the documentary from the BBC World Service.

Even though we have the same stuff and the same promises, and the boat sinks into the same water, as soon as these fish bite me, and not the other way around.

How do they know who's the other way around?

Am I so obvious?

Don't think too much.

Easier said than done.

Motonet.

Motonet.

Motonet.