James Vincent

I had that burning urge inside me that I want to get my own back before they obviously take over the world.

So the robots were nice to you, but you weren't that nice to them.

Oh, I was horrible.

I was terrible.

They're going to be coming for me in the future.

I have no doubt about that at all.

They didn't actually let me kick a robot.

I'm very sad to say that.

They said it might be a bit of a safety hazard.

So I got to poke one very hard with a big stick instead.

And that was the next best thing.

Did it tip over?

No, it didn't.

This was the creepy thing about it.

Okay, so they gave me this sort of, you know, very high-tech stick, which was, I think, you know, a broom handle with a bit of safety foam taped on the end of it.

And they said, give it a shove, give it a punt, see how hard you can push it.

And I was very nervous about this because they told me that this was, you know, one of their prototype humanoids.

It was worth hundreds of thousands of dollars and all the rest of it.

And, you know, if I knock it down and it breaks, that's great copy, but it's also the end of my access to this company.

They're not going to be pleased.