James Woods

They cut your head off.

OK, or hang you, whatever they do over there.

You know, there are times... Look, years and years ago, there was a movie that was written based on a book by George Higgins called The Friends of Eddie Coyle.

And in it, these guys decided they were going to heist a bank or something.

I can't remember what the crime was.

And one of the guys, they give Robert Mitchum, who plays Eddie Coyle, a machine gun, I think.

I'm not remembering just right.

But the point being, in Massachusetts...

for years it may still be the law if you committed a crime with a machine gun it was unequivocal mandatory mandatory not up to discretion some liberal judge mandatory life imprisonment without parole without exception in every case that's it you're going to jail till the day you die okay

Even the mafia, they don't use machine guns.

They don't use a machine gun.

Jesus, are you crazy?

If we get caught, that's it.

We're done.

There's no way out.

Now, in Chicago, where you have a mass murder every weekend, these gangs shooting each other, they have a thing called a giggle switch on their glocks.

It's a glock switch.

It's a switch you can put on your handgun.

You squeeze the trigger.

And if you have a 30-round magazine, you can rip off 30 rounds like a machine gun.