Jamie Feldman

And according to the security guard, we were decidedly not allowed.

And according to the security guard, we were decidedly not allowed.

So? We told them we would stop.

So? We told them we would stop.

Okay, we didn't stop exactly. We managed to find some people to talk to in the legally gray area, better known as the vestibule between the parking lot and the mall entrance.

Okay, we didn't stop exactly. We managed to find some people to talk to in the legally gray area, better known as the vestibule between the parking lot and the mall entrance.

Even when they're not fully sure if they have a credit card or not. Do you have a credit card?

Even when they're not fully sure if they have a credit card or not. Do you have a credit card?

We learned two very important facts on this trip to the mall.

We learned two very important facts on this trip to the mall.

Yeah, having a credit card is so adult. It's basically the NC-17 rated movie showgirls.

Yeah, having a credit card is so adult. It's basically the NC-17 rated movie showgirls.

And working hard for the money is so adult.

And working hard for the money is so adult.

Smoking a motherfucking cigarette.

Smoking a motherfucking cigarette.

The credit card looks at you with your dwindling cash flow and says, here, go ahead, try me on.

The credit card looks at you with your dwindling cash flow and says, here, go ahead, try me on.

This Chase Sapphire card is really doing it for me. Like getting you perks at nearly every corporate venue? Want to get a $20 beer at Madison Square Garden for $16?

This Chase Sapphire card is really doing it for me. Like getting you perks at nearly every corporate venue? Want to get a $20 beer at Madison Square Garden for $16?