Jamie Loftus

So he does well.

Again, the school's probably fine.

He does well at the school.

He was notably insular.

He avoided most of his classmates to play Starcraft, which is good, and League of Legends, which objectively sucks.

He also played a lot of Magic the Gathering, so I am confident he did not get laid in high school.

This is based on extensive personal experience.

Yeah.

For college, he was accepted to and attended MIT, which marked out his family's elite North American university punch card.

They really hit them all now, now that they've got an MIT kid in the family.

Oh, God, yeah.

Yeah.

He goes to MIT.

He might have because he joins a fraternity there.

An MIT, well, Jamie, it's an MIT specific co-ed nerd fraternity.

So nice.

Epsilon theta.

And here's how Adam Fisher, the guy I hate, described them in his article, which was bad.

Quote, a coed fraternity of super geeks similarly interested in magic and video games.

Thetans are fond of debating math, physics, computer science, linguistics, philosophy and logic problems for fun at alcohol free parties.