Jamie Mustard

It's all about you.

Plus, we have this shit on you.

I'll tell you a crazy story that I've never told somebody very close to me.

my close to me's kid was there's a secret Scientology secret.

There's a Scientology Hogwarts school in rural Oregon, about two hours from Portland.

And it's called Sheraton where rich Scientologists send their kids called the Delphian school.

And it's posh.

And I have somebody close to me that his kid was going there in high school and he started a relationship with Bella Cruz, Tom Cruise's kid.

So they were in a relationship for a year or two.

And that kid came over to my house one day.

He said he was near my house when I was living at the Talmud near downtown L.A.

and said he had his girlfriend with him.

And I was talking to them in my living room for probably 20 minutes before I realized it was Tom Cruise's kid.

And she told me some of the craziest stuff, which you should ask me about.

But one day they were at the Celebrity Center and the Artist Center.

They have retired cops there.

And they just look.

They're like hunched over.

But they're packing heat.

And a guy comes into the parking lot.