Jamie Mustard

I'm religious about it.

because I'm going to do whatever I have to do to survive.

This professor, Gareth Austin, who's not at Cambridge, he thinks that I'm just really in a rare American that's really interested in what he's doing.

So he comes up to me about six weeks in.

He's like, listen, if you had somebody sponsor you and you were willing to transfer to the economic history department, you could be under academic probation and you could get in here.

You could finish your education here.

And I said to him, I have no one to do that.

Yeah.

And they were stalking me in London.

When I was in London, they sent me a bill for $90,000 for all of the courses that I did.

Scientology faxed to the dorm a bill for $90,000 for all the courses I did growing up because I was a freeloader.

My child labor didn't matter.

So they're stalking me in London.

And this guy says, hey, you can be on this academic probation.

If you get a B plus average, you can actually be at the London School of Economics.

But in order to do that, you have to drop all these math classes that I was going to fail, econometrics and statistics.

And I first, I'm like, who would do that for me?

He's like, I'm the chairman of the economic history department.

I'm offering it to you because he thought I was interested.

I wasn't interested, Jordan.