Jamie Wall

We'll go on to batch number three.

I love this from Greg.

Greg...

Dash Q-L-8-Y-T.

I don't know where these names come from.

But he's gone through the last four rounds.

And he's gone through game by game.

And he's done it for us, Jamie.

And he's picked us.

So he's got Canes versus Reds, Chiefs versus Brumbies, Blues versus Satyrs as his three playoff matches.

That would be the Canes finishing one, Reds finishing six, Chiefs finishing two, playing five, Blues finishing three, Crusaders coming in at four.

Could be New South Wales, could be the Highlanders, depending on the result of that match over the weekend.

So his semifinals were Canes, Blues, Chiefs, Satyrs.

Okay, so Canes and Chiefs finishing one and two.

Canes versus Chiefs final.

Karaku says, I went to the cake tin, this was last weekend, to watch the, no, yeah, the Hurricanes slapped the Crusaders.

Damn, that's a lovely feeling.

Let's just breathe that for a second.

As Wellington fans who have spent our whole lives just watching our team getting bummed by the Crusaders, it's just like slapped.

The food options are terrible.