Jan Böhmermann

I had a plastic spiral that you could turn into an ear.

I had a plastic spiral that you could turn into an ear.

That's what I mean. It's incredibly satisfying what's in the ear. You're quite surprised. That's almost as clean as with a q-tip through the hair tube.

That's what I mean. It's incredibly satisfying what's in the ear. You're quite surprised. That's almost as clean as with a q-tip through the hair tube.

That's what I mean. It's incredibly satisfying what's in the ear. You're quite surprised. That's almost as clean as with a q-tip through the hair tube.

Isn't that a service that can also be delegated to a somewhat hierarchically inferior person, such as tooth cleaning, that the ear cleaning doesn't always have to be done by the doctor? Or maybe even a kind of barbershop, but for ear cleaning. You know, because you don't have to go to the doctor for that, actually. That's actually true, a barbershop for the ears, right?

Isn't that a service that can also be delegated to a somewhat hierarchically inferior person, such as tooth cleaning, that the ear cleaning doesn't always have to be done by the doctor? Or maybe even a kind of barbershop, but for ear cleaning. You know, because you don't have to go to the doctor for that, actually. That's actually true, a barbershop for the ears, right?

Isn't that a service that can also be delegated to a somewhat hierarchically inferior person, such as tooth cleaning, that the ear cleaning doesn't always have to be done by the doctor? Or maybe even a kind of barbershop, but for ear cleaning. You know, because you don't have to go to the doctor for that, actually. That's actually true, a barbershop for the ears, right?

Yeah, that's a weird metal thing, that's how it's sharpened. I did that once. What are you supposed to buy for me in Cologne? I'm supposed to buy Lacryt for you, in the Lacryt store. But I know a better Lacryt store than the one in Eigelstein. Aha. And where is it? It's in the Fennloher Straße. In the Fennloher Straße? Yeah, it's in the Fennloher Straße.

Yeah, that's a weird metal thing, that's how it's sharpened. I did that once. What are you supposed to buy for me in Cologne? I'm supposed to buy Lacryt for you, in the Lacryt store. But I know a better Lacryt store than the one in Eigelstein. Aha. And where is it? It's in the Fennloher Straße. In the Fennloher Straße? Yeah, it's in the Fennloher Straße.

Yeah, that's a weird metal thing, that's how it's sharpened. I did that once. What are you supposed to buy for me in Cologne? I'm supposed to buy Lacryt for you, in the Lacryt store. But I know a better Lacryt store than the one in Eigelstein. Aha. And where is it? It's in the Fennloher Straße. In the Fennloher Straße? Yeah, it's in the Fennloher Straße.

When do we see each other in the foreseeable future? First of all not, right? When do you come to my concert in Berlin? The tickets are already hanging on the black board. You don't want to come. You can come if you want, but I'm different than you, I don't talk to you in front of the... I want to have my peace of mind. I can't stand talking to people.

When do we see each other in the foreseeable future? First of all not, right? When do you come to my concert in Berlin? The tickets are already hanging on the black board. You don't want to come. You can come if you want, but I'm different than you, I don't talk to you in front of the... I want to have my peace of mind. I can't stand talking to people.

When do we see each other in the foreseeable future? First of all not, right? When do you come to my concert in Berlin? The tickets are already hanging on the black board. You don't want to come. You can come if you want, but I'm different than you, I don't talk to you in front of the... I want to have my peace of mind. I can't stand talking to people.

It's always these artists who are like, oh, I need another half hour of rest. No, that's really why we could never go on tour together, because you just want to talk to people and I don't want to talk to people. Yes. I'm a very sociable guy. But not in the end. I'm just as sociable as you are, but you just talk to people.

It's always these artists who are like, oh, I need another half hour of rest. No, that's really why we could never go on tour together, because you just want to talk to people and I don't want to talk to people. Yes. I'm a very sociable guy. But not in the end. I'm just as sociable as you are, but you just talk to people.

It's always these artists who are like, oh, I need another half hour of rest. No, that's really why we could never go on tour together, because you just want to talk to people and I don't want to talk to people. Yes. I'm a very sociable guy. But not in the end. I'm just as sociable as you are, but you just talk to people.

Habt eine schöne Woche. Und alle Kultur-Chefredakteure der ARD, die das jetzt gehört haben, ja, diese Sendung war in weiten Teilen eine Bewerbung für die Moderation von Titel, Thesen, Temperamente, weil Scheiße labern ohne Ahnung zu haben, das ist eigentlich unser Markenzeichen. Das machen wir seit Jahren. Ich frage mich auch, warum wir nicht gefragt wurden. Wir wurden nicht gefragt.

Habt eine schöne Woche. Und alle Kultur-Chefredakteure der ARD, die das jetzt gehört haben, ja, diese Sendung war in weiten Teilen eine Bewerbung für die Moderation von Titel, Thesen, Temperamente, weil Scheiße labern ohne Ahnung zu haben, das ist eigentlich unser Markenzeichen. Das machen wir seit Jahren. Ich frage mich auch, warum wir nicht gefragt wurden. Wir wurden nicht gefragt.

Habt eine schöne Woche. Und alle Kultur-Chefredakteure der ARD, die das jetzt gehört haben, ja, diese Sendung war in weiten Teilen eine Bewerbung für die Moderation von Titel, Thesen, Temperamente, weil Scheiße labern ohne Ahnung zu haben, das ist eigentlich unser Markenzeichen. Das machen wir seit Jahren. Ich frage mich auch, warum wir nicht gefragt wurden. Wir wurden nicht gefragt.