Jan Böhmermann

Jan, that's very rude. Okay.

I would say that our relationship was never shaped by closeness and euphoria.

I would say that our relationship was never shaped by closeness and euphoria.

I would say that our relationship was never shaped by closeness and euphoria.

When you cried at my kitchen table because I said Robert Habeck is coming soon. I was very close to you there for a moment.

When you cried at my kitchen table because I said Robert Habeck is coming soon. I was very close to you there for a moment.

When you cried at my kitchen table because I said Robert Habeck is coming soon. I was very close to you there for a moment.

And when the first photo shoot was and I wasn't there because of the Erdogan story. And then the first image campaign with some old pictures of me. So the first photos that Spotify published.

And when the first photo shoot was and I wasn't there because of the Erdogan story. And then the first image campaign with some old pictures of me. So the first photos that Spotify published.

And when the first photo shoot was and I wasn't there because of the Erdogan story. And then the first image campaign with some old pictures of me. So the first photos that Spotify published.

They were all different bodies and only our set faces, because I wasn't there for the photo shoot for reasons. Okay, so it's partly true, right?

They were all different bodies and only our set faces, because I wasn't there for the photo shoot for reasons. Okay, so it's partly true, right?

They were all different bodies and only our set faces, because I wasn't there for the photo shoot for reasons. Okay, so it's partly true, right?

Since I'm in a relationship, I laugh less and am more often depressed.

Since I'm in a relationship, I laugh less and am more often depressed.

Since I'm in a relationship, I laugh less and am more often depressed.

I have to say, since we only do this once a week, I feel better.

I have to say, since we only do this once a week, I feel better.

I have to say, since we only do this once a week, I feel better.

This is not a Marcus Lanz applause when someone says something where the whole people applaud.