Jan Böhmermann
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2,587 appearances
16 recordings
1 series
first heard Aug 2024
last heard Mar 2025
Jan Böhmermann’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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From here the horse takes over. Yes, I think a much worse decision the horse will not make as currently politically.
I also know some people in my private environment who have learned to appreciate the Japanese toilets from traveling so much that they have built one privately.
But it could be that an over-average number of hemorrhoid cases also leads to the fact that the country is planning attack wars like this. Could it be that if there were fewer cold stones or nicer toilets in Russia, Vladimir Putin would have just kept his troops to himself and left all this imperialist nonsense? Who knows? Ey, I've never had hemorrhoids, should I tell you?
Look, it's an open question. Yes, it starts with ... You haven't done any therapy yet, Jan.
And this documentation, if it's them, look, the mouth of them, what it looks like. First you think it's frightening, but then it's kind of cute, like a plug-in connection from Lego Technik. Right.
But they are also both on land and in the water, they are in puddles, they are everywhere, and they look relatively shitty under a microscope. But then, when you see this 3D representation, you think, dude ... They look like a Mad Max monster. Yes, but under the microscope it doesn't look spectacular. Under the light microscope. Only if you enlarge them. If you look at them in 3D, you think, wow.
Where you are already in the Arte-Mediathek, I saw a two-part Arte-Doku, just before yesterday, namely the big documentation of, I think, Thorsten Körner, who also did Schwarzer Adler, about Franz Beckenbauer, who died in the last year, in the penultimate year, 2023, or is he 24, 22?
A big documentary about Franz Beckenbauer, which is at least worth seeing if you're interested in football culture and for big over-inscened Germans. Do you find him over-inscened? Yes, I wanted a short review of the documentary. I found the documentary informative. A very important first criticism is that there are talking heads, people who talk about Franz Beckenbauer.
There is not a single woman who speaks in this film. Except for old recordings of his first life partner, his first wife. Otherwise, they are really exclusively men. That was also an absolute male domain back then. But nowadays, there are people from the present who speak about Franz Beckenbauer.
And the author of the film didn't come up with the idea to think about whether that... Maybe he didn't talk to women. Yeah, maybe. Maybe they were blurred on photos. Yeah, exactly. I was just about to say, where we get so excited about a Facebook channel from some splitter organization of the government party or the government...
Miliza in Syrien, die die Außenministerin rausblört, nichts anderes ist, aber mit allen Frauen in der Franz-Beck-Bauer-Truppe.
But I'll tell you, the Franz Beckenbauer documentary doesn't shed any light on German masculinity. And then the filmmaker thought about it in the end. Now something has to be done with gravity and thoughtfulness and somehow ... So it's praised twice, once 45, then again almost 30 minutes.
And only the last 15 minutes are then moved on to Franz Beckenbauer's rather unruly end of life, where this whole thing just collapsed with the 6.7 million smear money and summer fairy tales and everything a bit shady and so on. But then he went out and gave all the interview partners a football and said, take the ball and hold the ball between you and the wall and lean against the ball.
And you have to imagine, I'm going to do it here so pantomimically, that the ball, then there are recordings of all, of Willi Lemke, Arndt Zeigler, Uli Hoeneß, who take a ball and put their heads on it and close their eyes and then for a minute, Um, Kaiser Franz denken, oder was?
Ich weiß nicht, was sie da denken, oder ob sie versuchen, ob in dem Ball dann mehr Gehirn drin ist, als in ihrem eigenen Kopf, oder ich weiß nicht, es war so ganz... And I thought, what are you doing?
Do you mean that Saudi Arabia didn't just get the World Cup?
Was that really so awesome?
There were no cross-thinkers.
But you can get it in all sizes and shapes in Berlin.
Uncle Olli sent me a 50 Euro Budplug package from Berlin with the tip. From Zirbelholz.
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