Jan Böhmermann

We can't project it. How come down? No, it's a joke. Please don't come down. You can hear the audio now. You will see the video in the video podcast on Sunday. We'll cut that in. Then the people can see it in full screen. So you'll be able to see it. And I'm turning the laptop around now. I'm turning the laptop around now.

The people in the first row have paid a lot of money and they should get something for it. Waren die ersten Reihen teurer? Waren die teurer? Ja! Na klar. Da hat Klaus-Peter Schulenberg bei Eventim direkt auf den Knopf gedrückt, persönlich, dass das alles teurer wird. Na klar. So. Warte, pass auf. Jetzt kommt... Ich muss das Video... So. Wenn ich jetzt draufdrücke, groß machen.

The people in the first row have paid a lot of money and they should get something for it. Waren die ersten Reihen teurer? Waren die teurer? Ja! Na klar. Da hat Klaus-Peter Schulenberg bei Eventim direkt auf den Knopf gedrückt, persönlich, dass das alles teurer wird. Na klar. So. Warte, pass auf. Jetzt kommt... Ich muss das Video... So. Wenn ich jetzt draufdrücke, groß machen.

The people in the first row have paid a lot of money and they should get something for it. Waren die ersten Reihen teurer? Waren die teurer? Ja! Na klar. Da hat Klaus-Peter Schulenberg bei Eventim direkt auf den Knopf gedrückt, persönlich, dass das alles teurer wird. Na klar. So. Warte, pass auf. Jetzt kommt... Ich muss das Video... So. Wenn ich jetzt draufdrücke, groß machen.

Ich muss jetzt groß machen. So. Hier ist das schon. Das ist schon mal da. Da muss ich das... Moment. Achtung. Vielen Dank, dass du uns das geschickt hast. Danke, Bjarne. Hit us. Bjarne, hit me. Okay, then I'll show it to you on my phone. It works too. So wait, I'll show it on the phone. It works too. Bjarne, I'll make it big.

Ich muss jetzt groß machen. So. Hier ist das schon. Das ist schon mal da. Da muss ich das... Moment. Achtung. Vielen Dank, dass du uns das geschickt hast. Danke, Bjarne. Hit us. Bjarne, hit me. Okay, then I'll show it to you on my phone. It works too. So wait, I'll show it on the phone. It works too. Bjarne, I'll make it big.

Ich muss jetzt groß machen. So. Hier ist das schon. Das ist schon mal da. Da muss ich das... Moment. Achtung. Vielen Dank, dass du uns das geschickt hast. Danke, Bjarne. Hit us. Bjarne, hit me. Okay, then I'll show it to you on my phone. It works too. So wait, I'll show it on the phone. It works too. Bjarne, I'll make it big.

Bye. Diana Mädel, thank you very much.

Bye. Diana Mädel, thank you very much.

Bye. Diana Mädel, thank you very much.

Are they all still there? Are they all still there? Then come out again. Here are our guests Siegfried and Joy. Here is Lola Weybart. Lola Weybart. Siegfried and Joy. Siegfried and Joy. Thiago! Thiago! Pascal! Pascal! Wilco! Wilco! Jule Pollack! Jule! Jule, come on stage! Jule, come on stage! All of you! These are our stable people!

Are they all still there? Are they all still there? Then come out again. Here are our guests Siegfried and Joy. Here is Lola Weybart. Lola Weybart. Siegfried and Joy. Siegfried and Joy. Thiago! Thiago! Pascal! Pascal! Wilco! Wilco! Jule Pollack! Jule! Jule, come on stage! Jule, come on stage! All of you! These are our stable people!

Are they all still there? Are they all still there? Then come out again. Here are our guests Siegfried and Joy. Here is Lola Weybart. Lola Weybart. Siegfried and Joy. Siegfried and Joy. Thiago! Thiago! Pascal! Pascal! Wilco! Wilco! Jule Pollack! Jule! Jule, come on stage! Jule, come on stage! All of you! These are our stable people!

Thank you very, very much that you all donated, that you were all here tonight. Even if it was a weird evening again. If you can donate something, do it like Bjarne Medel said and donate something. Stay nice to each other. Don't let each other tear you apart. Love is stronger than hate. That sounds pathetic.

Thank you very, very much that you all donated, that you were all here tonight. Even if it was a weird evening again. If you can donate something, do it like Bjarne Medel said and donate something. Stay nice to each other. Don't let each other tear you apart. Love is stronger than hate. That sounds pathetic.

Thank you very, very much that you all donated, that you were all here tonight. Even if it was a weird evening again. If you can donate something, do it like Bjarne Medel said and donate something. Stay nice to each other. Don't let each other tear you apart. Love is stronger than hate. That sounds pathetic.

No, it's not pathetic.

No, it's not pathetic.

No, it's not pathetic.

Merry Christmas. Thank you very, very much. Pascal and Thiago, Sigmund and Joy, Lola Breitband, Wilko, Jule, Philipp Schürer, Philipp Schürer, Philipp Schürer, it really exists. The mystery. The big three that we always talk about in the podcast. You don't. My manager doesn't want to. My legendary manager doesn't want to. He doesn't want to. He doesn't want to.