Jan Böhmermann

Now it's hanging on my belly. Where was it actually put on? And if the tattoos don't make any sense anymore, because the skin flaps fall into folds and you don't even know what motif it is anymore, then it's time to go into the CDU belt of Berlin. And I have in Zurich, I can tell such great stories about on the way,

Now it's hanging on my belly. Where was it actually put on? And if the tattoos don't make any sense anymore, because the skin flaps fall into folds and you don't even know what motif it is anymore, then it's time to go into the CDU belt of Berlin. And I have in Zurich, I can tell such great stories about on the way,

Now it's hanging on my belly. Where was it actually put on? And if the tattoos don't make any sense anymore, because the skin flaps fall into folds and you don't even know what motif it is anymore, then it's time to go into the CDU belt of Berlin. And I have in Zurich, I can tell such great stories about on the way,

In Zürich, a great money machine, a mini anecdote, there are money machines with opening times. And that was a normal money machine, I had to wash the laundry, half of the tour was in Zürich and I was like, dude, awesome, I'm in Zürich now, the most expensive city on the whole tour, and here I'm going to the laundry salon.

In Zürich, a great money machine, a mini anecdote, there are money machines with opening times. And that was a normal money machine, I had to wash the laundry, half of the tour was in Zürich and I was like, dude, awesome, I'm in Zürich now, the most expensive city on the whole tour, and here I'm going to the laundry salon.

In Zürich, a great money machine, a mini anecdote, there are money machines with opening times. And that was a normal money machine, I had to wash the laundry, half of the tour was in Zürich and I was like, dude, awesome, I'm in Zürich now, the most expensive city on the whole tour, and here I'm going to the laundry salon.

And then I first drove to the laundry salon, found out that the only laundry salon in the center of Zürich, which you could reach somewhat, was already in front of the main station. With an e-scooter, I had to drive there for 20 minutes. And then I went in there completely blue-eyed, because I thought, hey, Zurich is just a modern big city, an international big city.

And then I first drove to the laundry salon, found out that the only laundry salon in the center of Zürich, which you could reach somewhat, was already in front of the main station. With an e-scooter, I had to drive there for 20 minutes. And then I went in there completely blue-eyed, because I thought, hey, Zurich is just a modern big city, an international big city.

And then I first drove to the laundry salon, found out that the only laundry salon in the center of Zürich, which you could reach somewhat, was already in front of the main station. With an e-scooter, I had to drive there for 20 minutes. And then I went in there completely blue-eyed, because I thought, hey, Zurich is just a modern big city, an international big city.

Simone Biles, the Olympia artist, was with her boyfriend in Zurich. I thought, man, so cosmopolitan, you can definitely pay with a card in the washroom. Of course you can't. In the washroom in Zurich, as everywhere else, you only pay with coins. Then you have to organize fucking Swiss francs first. Then the cash machine had opening hours. That was a normal cash machine.

Simone Biles, the Olympia artist, was with her boyfriend in Zurich. I thought, man, so cosmopolitan, you can definitely pay with a card in the washroom. Of course you can't. In the washroom in Zurich, as everywhere else, you only pay with coins. Then you have to organize fucking Swiss francs first. Then the cash machine had opening hours. That was a normal cash machine.

Simone Biles, the Olympia artist, was with her boyfriend in Zurich. I thought, man, so cosmopolitan, you can definitely pay with a card in the washroom. Of course you can't. In the washroom in Zurich, as everywhere else, you only pay with coins. Then you have to organize fucking Swiss francs first. Then the cash machine had opening hours. That was a normal cash machine.

But it is closed at 22 o'clock. Can you do it after 22 o'clock? Yes, Swiss law. That's how it is. So that no one stands around in the evening.

But it is closed at 22 o'clock. Can you do it after 22 o'clock? Yes, Swiss law. That's how it is. So that no one stands around in the evening.

But it is closed at 22 o'clock. Can you do it after 22 o'clock? Yes, Swiss law. That's how it is. So that no one stands around in the evening.

And do you really want these weird, my underpants, dude, do I really want them folded for 15 euros per underpants, then somehow clipped on a bar or something? No, I've never taken that into account either. I've never done that before. No, I've never done that. Then you do that, then you fold it and you do it well, I think. You put a bag of laundry in front of the door.

And do you really want these weird, my underpants, dude, do I really want them folded for 15 euros per underpants, then somehow clipped on a bar or something? No, I've never taken that into account either. I've never done that before. No, I've never done that. Then you do that, then you fold it and you do it well, I think. You put a bag of laundry in front of the door.

And do you really want these weird, my underpants, dude, do I really want them folded for 15 euros per underpants, then somehow clipped on a bar or something? No, I've never taken that into account either. I've never done that before. No, I've never done that. Then you do that, then you fold it and you do it well, I think. You put a bag of laundry in front of the door.

Then you get it back much too finely washed. It smells great. Also several laundry long. It smells super good. But you don't want... My shiny underpants, man. I can show you in a moment. Do you really want them for 15... They cost 15 euros, man. Why do I want to wash them for 15 euros per piece? No. Nevertheless, two laundry costs 49 francs. That was really fucking expensive. And, um...

Then you get it back much too finely washed. It smells great. Also several laundry long. It smells super good. But you don't want... My shiny underpants, man. I can show you in a moment. Do you really want them for 15... They cost 15 euros, man. Why do I want to wash them for 15 euros per piece? No. Nevertheless, two laundry costs 49 francs. That was really fucking expensive. And, um...