Jan Böhmermann

And I think you have to get out of this cycle somehow this year. Get out of the cycle. That's a good example. Maybe, but we're at six minutes. I don't know where this is going, where this show is going. But I brought a nice topic with me right at the beginning. A historical topic, because I have ... It might be the same for you. I have so many big question marks in my head.

Things that I thought about, but never had a result. And I just forgot. I live near the Rhine. I'm in West Germany. I'm looking out the window, it's snowing in West Germany. Today it's snowing, at least at the time of recording this podcast. Whether it's snowing on the 19th of January, I don't know. But there is a dominant river here, the German river, the Rhine.

Things that I thought about, but never had a result. And I just forgot. I live near the Rhine. I'm in West Germany. I'm looking out the window, it's snowing in West Germany. Today it's snowing, at least at the time of recording this podcast. Whether it's snowing on the 19th of January, I don't know. But there is a dominant river here, the German river, the Rhine.

Things that I thought about, but never had a result. And I just forgot. I live near the Rhine. I'm in West Germany. I'm looking out the window, it's snowing in West Germany. Today it's snowing, at least at the time of recording this podcast. Whether it's snowing on the 19th of January, I don't know. But there is a dominant river here, the German river, the Rhine.

And the Rhine has a really hard current, it flows into the sea, that is, it goes from Cologne, Düsseldorf to the sea, and it's a hard current. If you drive opposite, i.e. drive uphill, towards France, the Rhine, high, It needs a lot of petrol, it's super exhausting. I've always wondered, the Rhine is such a historic shipping road. For thousands of years, the Rhine has been used.

And the Rhine has a really hard current, it flows into the sea, that is, it goes from Cologne, Düsseldorf to the sea, and it's a hard current. If you drive opposite, i.e. drive uphill, towards France, the Rhine, high, It needs a lot of petrol, it's super exhausting. I've always wondered, the Rhine is such a historic shipping road. For thousands of years, the Rhine has been used.

And the Rhine has a really hard current, it flows into the sea, that is, it goes from Cologne, Düsseldorf to the sea, and it's a hard current. If you drive opposite, i.e. drive uphill, towards France, the Rhine, high, It needs a lot of petrol, it's super exhausting. I've always wondered, the Rhine is such a historic shipping road. For thousands of years, the Rhine has been used.

That you can simply throw a piece of wood from Koblenz into the water and then it comes out in Rotterdam, that's clear, you don't need a motor for that. But like everything in the world, it was used as a shipping road thousands of years ago with this fucking current. And now I've found out something. I was in the small fortress town of Zons am Rhein before Christmas.

That you can simply throw a piece of wood from Koblenz into the water and then it comes out in Rotterdam, that's clear, you don't need a motor for that. But like everything in the world, it was used as a shipping road thousands of years ago with this fucking current. And now I've found out something. I was in the small fortress town of Zons am Rhein before Christmas.

That you can simply throw a piece of wood from Koblenz into the water and then it comes out in Rotterdam, that's clear, you don't need a motor for that. But like everything in the world, it was used as a shipping road thousands of years ago with this fucking current. And now I've found out something. I was in the small fortress town of Zons am Rhein before Christmas.

And I've been living in the Rhineland for 25 years, at least partly, and I've never been there. I couldn't believe it at all. Have you ever been to Zons? No, never heard of it. Z-O-N-S. It's really from my home near Cologne. It's... 20 minutes with the car. When I was there, I was ashamed for half an hour that I wasn't there much longer.

And I've been living in the Rhineland for 25 years, at least partly, and I've never been there. I couldn't believe it at all. Have you ever been to Zons? No, never heard of it. Z-O-N-S. It's really from my home near Cologne. It's... 20 minutes with the car. When I was there, I was ashamed for half an hour that I wasn't there much longer.

And I've been living in the Rhineland for 25 years, at least partly, and I've never been there. I couldn't believe it at all. Have you ever been to Zons? No, never heard of it. Z-O-N-S. It's really from my home near Cologne. It's... 20 minutes with the car. When I was there, I was ashamed for half an hour that I wasn't there much longer.

That's a medieval, a medieval city of war, completely, fortunately, untouched. No bomb fell on it. French crew, all shit, whatever. It's between Cologne and Düsseldorf, by noise. And an old medieval town with an incredible fortress, a city wall. You imagine yourself as in the deepest Middle Ages, so really a medieval city in western Germany, where not so much is left.

That's a medieval, a medieval city of war, completely, fortunately, untouched. No bomb fell on it. French crew, all shit, whatever. It's between Cologne and Düsseldorf, by noise. And an old medieval town with an incredible fortress, a city wall. You imagine yourself as in the deepest Middle Ages, so really a medieval city in western Germany, where not so much is left.

That's a medieval, a medieval city of war, completely, fortunately, untouched. No bomb fell on it. French crew, all shit, whatever. It's between Cologne and Düsseldorf, by noise. And an old medieval town with an incredible fortress, a city wall. You imagine yourself as in the deepest Middle Ages, so really a medieval city in western Germany, where not so much is left.

So that it is now beautiful in Görlitz and in East Germany is clear, but Zons, an old Roman fortress that was built into a medieval city. And an important trading street in the past, or an important trading place, a customs place. And there I read in the Heimatmuseum, I was there before Christmas, on the Christmas market, it was beautiful, a great trip.

So that it is now beautiful in Görlitz and in East Germany is clear, but Zons, an old Roman fortress that was built into a medieval city. And an important trading street in the past, or an important trading place, a customs place. And there I read in the Heimatmuseum, I was there before Christmas, on the Christmas market, it was beautiful, a great trip.

So that it is now beautiful in Görlitz and in East Germany is clear, but Zons, an old Roman fortress that was built into a medieval city. And an important trading street in the past, or an important trading place, a customs place. And there I read in the Heimatmuseum, I was there before Christmas, on the Christmas market, it was beautiful, a great trip.

I heard something and read what I heard on the edge and thought, maybe you've heard it before, the word treideln. Do you know what that is? I know Jördi Streidl, the actress. No, her name is Triebel. No, Streidl. So watch out. And it's on many rivers. Is it something rotten? No, it's nothing rotten at all. Unlike you, who sends me sex practices from the KitKat Club with Wikipedia articles.