Jane Doe

And then regular croissant. Right. Lots of them. Un, deux, trois, quatre. Und so komme ich da hin. Und auf dem Weg da, denke ich mir, Scheiße, sollte ich früher gegangen sein? Ist das verrückt? Wie eingeschaltet werden sie das? Es ist Mothers Day. Und so parkiere ich mein Auto. Und dann sehe ich eine große Linie. Und ich denke mir, oh, das muss der Ort sein. Aber nicht so groß.

And then regular croissant. Right. Lots of them. Un, deux, trois, quatre. Und so komme ich da hin. Und auf dem Weg da, denke ich mir, Scheiße, sollte ich früher gegangen sein? Ist das verrückt? Wie eingeschaltet werden sie das? Es ist Mothers Day. Und so parkiere ich mein Auto. Und dann sehe ich eine große Linie. Und ich denke mir, oh, das muss der Ort sein. Aber nicht so groß.

And then regular croissant. Right. Lots of them. Un, deux, trois, quatre. Und so komme ich da hin. Und auf dem Weg da, denke ich mir, Scheiße, sollte ich früher gegangen sein? Ist das verrückt? Wie eingeschaltet werden sie das? Es ist Mothers Day. Und so parkiere ich mein Auto. Und dann sehe ich eine große Linie. Und ich denke mir, oh, das muss der Ort sein. Aber nicht so groß.

Vielleicht zehn Leute in der Linie.

Vielleicht zehn Leute in der Linie.

Vielleicht zehn Leute in der Linie.

So I start walking towards that. Nope, that's not it. That's a coffee shop.

So I start walking towards that. Nope, that's not it. That's a coffee shop.

So I start walking towards that. Nope, that's not it. That's a coffee shop.

Totally different thing. So then I keep walking a little bit forward and then I'm like, oh shit, this must be the place. There's a fucking line. It had to have been at least a hundred people, if not more, down the block.

Totally different thing. So then I keep walking a little bit forward and then I'm like, oh shit, this must be the place. There's a fucking line. It had to have been at least a hundred people, if not more, down the block.

Totally different thing. So then I keep walking a little bit forward and then I'm like, oh shit, this must be the place. There's a fucking line. It had to have been at least a hundred people, if not more, down the block.

Just, I mean, insane. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Wow. So I'm thinking, holy fuck. Fuck, what am I here for? But also it's Mother's Day. This is going to be an experience. It might take me a lot longer to get these than I thought it would.

Just, I mean, insane. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Wow. So I'm thinking, holy fuck. Fuck, what am I here for? But also it's Mother's Day. This is going to be an experience. It might take me a lot longer to get these than I thought it would.

Just, I mean, insane. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Wow. So I'm thinking, holy fuck. Fuck, what am I here for? But also it's Mother's Day. This is going to be an experience. It might take me a lot longer to get these than I thought it would.

So I don't know. Okay. So I got to figure that out.

So I don't know. Okay. So I got to figure that out.

So I don't know. Okay. So I got to figure that out.

So, but it's packed everywhere, right? Yeah. So I'm like getting through the line and I make the way to the end and I get almost to the end and I say... So, are all of you in line? Have you pre-ordered? And then, thank God, one woman goes, no, no, no, no, no. Pre-order, you can get down there.

So, but it's packed everywhere, right? Yeah. So I'm like getting through the line and I make the way to the end and I get almost to the end and I say... So, are all of you in line? Have you pre-ordered? And then, thank God, one woman goes, no, no, no, no, no. Pre-order, you can get down there.