Jane Doe
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Like more than once. I'll tell you real quick. This is going to be horrible. I went to a family reunion in Norway. And so there's 150 people there. And there's a chick that is across from me on the table. And we keep smiling and grinning. This is when I'm like 30 years old. And we're grinning at each other and smiling. And, but I know we're all related. The whole, it's a family reunion.
Like more than once. I'll tell you real quick. This is going to be horrible. I went to a family reunion in Norway. And so there's 150 people there. And there's a chick that is across from me on the table. And we keep smiling and grinning. This is when I'm like 30 years old. And we're grinning at each other and smiling. And, but I know we're all related. The whole, it's a family reunion.
Like more than once. I'll tell you real quick. This is going to be horrible. I went to a family reunion in Norway. And so there's 150 people there. And there's a chick that is across from me on the table. And we keep smiling and grinning. This is when I'm like 30 years old. And we're grinning at each other and smiling. And, but I know we're all related. The whole, it's a family reunion.
She's smiling and flirting. Her mother even leans over to her and says, stop flirting with your American cousin. So at some point we start talking, you know, it was days. Like this is something that went on for days. So we go and she's like, how are we, are we related? And I went, I said, I'm not sure. She goes, hold, let's find out. We go and we look, they have this huge graph on the wall.
She's smiling and flirting. Her mother even leans over to her and says, stop flirting with your American cousin. So at some point we start talking, you know, it was days. Like this is something that went on for days. So we go and she's like, how are we, are we related? And I went, I said, I'm not sure. She goes, hold, let's find out. We go and we look, they have this huge graph on the wall.
She's smiling and flirting. Her mother even leans over to her and says, stop flirting with your American cousin. So at some point we start talking, you know, it was days. Like this is something that went on for days. So we go and she's like, how are we, are we related? And I went, I said, I'm not sure. She goes, hold, let's find out. We go and we look, they have this huge graph on the wall.
So we go, she's like, okay, your father and your mother, so your grandfather was so-and-so and he was the cousin of my so-and-so. She said, that makes you my wife. She says, that makes you my, that makes you my third cousin. And I looked at her and I said, listen, I'm from fucking the South. I said, that don't make you shit. Come on, man. Third cousin. I said, we marry our first cousins.
So we go, she's like, okay, your father and your mother, so your grandfather was so-and-so and he was the cousin of my so-and-so. She said, that makes you my wife. She says, that makes you my, that makes you my third cousin. And I looked at her and I said, listen, I'm from fucking the South. I said, that don't make you shit. Come on, man. Third cousin. I said, we marry our first cousins.
So we go, she's like, okay, your father and your mother, so your grandfather was so-and-so and he was the cousin of my so-and-so. She said, that makes you my wife. She says, that makes you my, that makes you my third cousin. And I looked at her and I said, listen, I'm from fucking the South. I said, that don't make you shit. Come on, man. Third cousin. I said, we marry our first cousins.
I said, third cousin. Third cousin. We're not married at all.
I said, third cousin. Third cousin. We're not married at all.
I said, third cousin. Third cousin. We're not married at all.
She looked that good.
She looked that good.
She looked that good.
Water.
Water.
Water.
Because... You got the cereal. You finally did get some cereal.
Because... You got the cereal. You finally did get some cereal.