Janko

Uh, the, the water the other day in my apartment just stopped.

There just stopped being water.

There was no water, but the taps weren't running.

Couldn't flush the toilet.

So I messaged the landlord and I say, Hey, like, is this a building thing?

Like, have you, have you got a plumber in?

Are you doing something building wise?

Um,

Or, you know, is this just an isolated issue?

And he's like, nah, nothing new with the building.

So I was like, fuck.

So he was at work and this was maybe midday, mid-afternoon.

So I was like, okay.

You know, he's like, I'll jump up on the roof once I get home from work and I'll check it out.

Or he's like, you can go do it if you want.

I was like, oh, fuck it.

I'll get up there.

So I didn't even know how to get on the roof, right?

But where this building is like...

six five five or six stories um yeah and so i ended up going up there and as i was going up there the landlord was actually back he was he was getting something checked but he's wearing a full suit so there's no way he's going on the roof so i'm like fuck it i'll do it so i'm like how do i get there and it seems like a dumb question he's like you have to go up a level and he was pretty smug when he said it and i was like motherfucker i don't know where the roof is right i don't go to the roof the roof i'm on the i'm on the third floor i ain't going to the roof but he was like yeah and i'd already been up to the top floor and there was only a window it was like yeah crawl through the window well