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Jared Freed

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U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

This is where this podcast, not to pat ourselves on the back multiple times in one episode, but like, this is a subject where people should feel lucky that we're not desperate to go viral because this is one of those subjects where like, I could see how a couple feels more intimacy from farting.

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

I can see how someone would say, I feel more intimate knowing that my partner doesn't like a fart.

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

And like,

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

And it's not something for them.

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

Yeah.

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

Again, I am a self-described chubby slob.

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

And I love a fart.

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

I would suck them out of Emily's butt if I could.

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

What about a poop?

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

Don't mind it.

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

I think... If she blew up the bathroom, that would be...

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

No thought.

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

No, I, she could do it while watching me.

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

We could make eye contact through the whole thing.

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

I would be totally hard through the whole process.

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

I, I just don't, you know, I think that's, I think that's like couple specific.

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

And I think like to put, to say in mass that,

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

you know, someone who doesn't fart is being guarded and doesn't want to be intimate, I think you're making a connection that isn't really there to make.

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

I think if you say someone who farts is automatically this open book who will be intimate about everything, to me, you could be farting so that you don't have to be intimate in other ways.

U Up?
Does He Just Want a Wife?

You know, you're using that to make a laugh, a serious conversation.