Jared Freed

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like a Yas queen, but a guy.

So it's like, are you going to the...

bathroom okay am I just a stick up my ass hoity-toity grammar bitch or is this a legitimate ick screenshots attached for example for examples for context we had a date planned but rescheduled because of an insane storm thanks for all you do I'm so happy for you both my parasocial friends so you've been you've both entered exciting new chapters in your lives sincerely ha ha ha I'm not laughing bitch okay so let's read the text from him I'll be him okay I'll be the unfuckable loser you be her okay

Hey, it's blank.

If you're still interested, we could do an early drink near you.

Make life easy so you're ready for your trip.

Or we can try again when you're back.

Smiley face.

I have no problem with this text.

I have no issue with that.

That text is so pleasant and fine.

And him trying to be pleasant and fine.

This is the other thing.

Yes, he's trying.

Trying isn't cool.

But also trying is trying.

You know, like effort should be considered a positive.

Jordana, a known anal bitch would be all over this one.