Jared Freed

which is a true story that my parents – I played it for my parents.

They're like, that didn't happen.

I'm like, is it not – would it be not weird for you to not remember a story that was important to me but not important to you?

Like it had nothing to do with them.

Why would they remember this story?

So I tell this story.

It's completely true.

It's how we open the book.

It is –

It is actually like one of those memories that is tattooed to my brain.

It feels like a sliding doors moment.

It is how I have dated my whole life and it is in this story and it's how I opened the book.

So listen at the end and then you can pre-order the audio book or the Kindle or the hardcover, however you want to do it.

Maybe you hear the audio book and you go, I don't want to listen to Jared for eight hours.

Screw that.

But this is 16 minutes of listening to me.

So this is all to say,

In the book, I talk about getting brought to a wedding, and I want to be like a piece of jewelry.

Like, I think I'm like a nice watch or bracelet or ring.

I'm eye candy.