Jared Freed

I wanted to use my new apartment.

It had no furniture in it.

So I was like, oh, I can fit a lot of people in here.

So come here, then we'll go out in the Upper East Side and we'll kind of like make our way around the town and get fucked up.

Yeah.

Oh, people got cocky on those Facebook invitations.

I mean, it's literally what I do with my shows.

Assemble the group chat is like a version of a Facebook invitation.

It would be like, because they would have these write-ups.

It'd be like, assemble the group chat.

You are going to have the drunkest day of your life.

And guess what?

It's Lindsay's 28th birthday and you're going to get fucked up and we're going to have the best fries.

Yeah, you'd have a whole dissertation written into it.

Right.

It is interesting that group email is,

was before group text.

Yes.

And I don't know if my brain really sees one leading to the other.

Like, you know, when people ask me why did I start comedy, I would always tell the story I've told and the story I truly believe to be my story is that