Jared Freid

I've said really funny stuff, and I had one guy tell me, please don't make jokes during sex. Really? Sometimes if you're having sex, I'd be like...

I've said really funny stuff, and I had one guy tell me, please don't make jokes during sex. Really? Sometimes if you're having sex, I'd be like...

Right.

Right.

Sex is the funniest thing in the world. It's funny. What's more vulnerable? Two naked people? This is crazy. I think it's funny. There's fluids. It's all uncomfortable. That's when jokes are made, when things are uncomfortable.

Sex is the funniest thing in the world. It's funny. What's more vulnerable? Two naked people? This is crazy. I think it's funny. There's fluids. It's all uncomfortable. That's when jokes are made, when things are uncomfortable.

You know, if you're using the pull-out method for contraception.

You know, if you're using the pull-out method for contraception.

Not a big fan. I'm a condom guy. I can't pull. If I have a pull-out method, I come in like seven seconds. I'm like, listen.

Not a big fan. I'm a condom guy. I can't pull. If I have a pull-out method, I come in like seven seconds. I'm like, listen.

But then when they, you know, like... Whatever. When they would ejaculate. Right, where do they put it? Yeah, anyhow, they'd go to get like a towel. I always yell, clean up aisle five.

But then when they, you know, like... Whatever. When they would ejaculate. Right, where do they put it? Yeah, anyhow, they'd go to get like a towel. I always yell, clean up aisle five.

Why wouldn't you do that?

Why wouldn't you do that?

And I was like, clean up aisle five. And I was like, is this thing on? And he was like, I just thought it was really weird. And I was like, you know what?

And I was like, clean up aisle five. And I was like, is this thing on? And he was like, I just thought it was really weird. And I was like, you know what?

Again, that's one of those like turned off. I'd be turned off.

Again, that's one of those like turned off. I'd be turned off.

It's awkward to lay there just like a dead body, like, you know, like just waiting. Right. It's awkward. It's funny to be able to clean out aisle five. Right.

It's awkward to lay there just like a dead body, like, you know, like just waiting. Right. It's awkward. It's funny to be able to clean out aisle five. Right.