Jared Freid
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I go to a bar to get, I'm like, I'll get chips and salsa.
Just a light app.
It's midnight.
I got to go on the toast.
I got to put on my suit tomorrow.
Got to look slim.
I got to look skinny.
So then all the seats at the bar are full.
So I go to a pizza place next door.
I have two slices of pizza.
While I'm eating the pizza, I'm thinking about the chips that I'm going to get at the bar next door.
No, I didn't order.
I left, got the pizza, and then I was like, should I get the chips?
I'm like, okay, well, that's the same.
That'd be a lot.
I agree with you.
Totally.
When I go for coffee, if you look at the baked goods and you're not sitting there the whole time getting coffee going, don't get the cookie, don't get the cookie, don't get the cookie.
We're different people.
Well, then I get the cookie and then 10 minutes later, I'm like, what the hell?